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Is your life still shit? I can solve all your problems....forever.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 03/04/2019 21:48

I'm a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. As I am unfettered by knowledge or training I can help you to solve every problem you have. Step inside my lovely advice clinic which is staffed by myself and my team of kindly Agony Aunts.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 06/04/2019 10:22

Naked you're so gay for me that I'll let you cycle me anywhere. I like a clever honey, less work for me to do.

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thislido · 06/04/2019 10:29

I wonder what Paul’s doing now.

thislido · 06/04/2019 10:31

MrsCat have you got a slanket? Lidocat loves my slanket so much he trots after me if I pick it up and is on top of it before I have time to unfurl it. Maybe BastardCat would love you for a slanket.

CarolinePooter · 06/04/2019 10:32

Was his surname Shin ?

CarolinePooter · 06/04/2019 10:33

Paul , not the cat.

CarolinePooter · 06/04/2019 10:35

Prom? You must be kidding. Not in my convent school. We were sent there to be kept away from boys!!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 06/04/2019 10:39

Paul Fisher, he's a groundsman at a large hotel. I phoned him when drunk long after he was married and suggested he come to stay and have a bit of an affair, he told me he was married. I said that didn't affect me at all. He was happy to hear from me. He'd recovered from me shagging his teacher. In fairness it was the PE teacher.

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CarolinePooter · 06/04/2019 10:46

That's a sweet story, thigh It would make a lovely rom-com. Have you got an agent?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 06/04/2019 10:48

Pooter an agent for what, the the real question.

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CarolinePooter · 06/04/2019 10:51

Literary or Secret, you choose. Hollywood or the Kremlin. Or both!

CarolinePooter · 06/04/2019 10:56

Btw thigh you let the cat out of the bag (sorry MrsCat and *lido)

You asked about Screaming Lord Sutch being one of my *Illuminati" (sp) PLEASE NEVER SAY THAT OUT LOUD

You have been given a friendly warning.

CarolinePooter · 06/04/2019 10:56

lido

CarolinePooter · 06/04/2019 10:57

( )

CarolinePooter · 06/04/2019 10:59

Is it time for my cup of tea? Yells at Fuckboy.

thislido · 06/04/2019 11:04

You have been given a friendly warning.

I fear that this may escalate to a Thinking of You card.

thislido · 06/04/2019 11:05

I’m getting adverts for robo vacuums. Not had that one before.

CarolinePooter · 06/04/2019 11:06

Oh lido , your instincts guide you well..

CarolinePooter · 06/04/2019 11:07

Just Moominvalley ads here.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 06/04/2019 11:08

What if they decide to cure me though, I'm not ill.

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thislido · 06/04/2019 11:13

No, you’re not ill.

CarolinePooter · 06/04/2019 11:16

It's all those fake doctors, she's feeling fake ill.

CarolinePooter · 06/04/2019 11:20

Some MNetters think it's a bit "boastful" to go by the real title of Doctor....God knows how they would screech about someone using a fake one.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 06/04/2019 11:23

Thislido you know I'm correct. Have you received a Thinking of You card?

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thislido · 06/04/2019 11:35

I don’t think so. Maybe it’s in the post-to-be-opened pile.

thislido · 06/04/2019 11:36

Also I have a very small letterbox. Anything larger than a DL envelope either has to be crushed through or returned to the post office.