Is Your Life Shit? I can solve all your problems

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I am a kindly non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I am unfettered by knowledge or training and I run a lovely advice clinic. Please bring me your problems and I will solve them, forever.

Did you find it? 😂

I didn't like the cut of her jib myself, thigh. I enjoyed your post though.

Oh fuck - I posted something in the spell thread saying "DT this OP shows promise - shall we rescue her".

People will think we're invigilators or something, scrolling through the threads looking for potential Oxbridge candidates.

I'm laughing so hard. The same person has a thread up about fantacising about robots. I cannot stop laughing is she ok? We need her.

Thislido did you think she spread on the ingenue paste a little thickly?

It's an artform, takes practice to be a goady fucker.

Right I'm going ... hold the rope!

lido thanks for safety pony tipz! Have now recovered from being posh and cancelled buying the Manor House. Wolf when the agent showed us round he pointed out the priest hole, and it was full of empty crisp packets! I think this is really bloody spooky after our previous conversation...

M3 it's nearly the hols and temporary relief from your loathsome colleagues. Probably barmaids are the only women who willingly talk to them, so it's adding insult to injury! Such sad lives.

thigh we are stronger than ever!

DT fetch this one too:

@Greenlegobox

she's wasted out there.

pooter well.. I dis warn you that thats how crisps get their cheesy flavour!!

Hang on though.. what the fuck is a priest hole!?😂

I think she’s onto something. Who needs fuckboys when you’ve got a robot?

yes. also she wasn't amusing enough.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3550391-To-think-a-love-spell-could-work

So very, very funny. Thigh your mistake post is wonderful.

Pooter I'm desperate for a Priest Hole! I'd make so much use of one, I'd like a tunnel to Kirren Island too.

Also, in the Priest Hole they keep the catholic priests whose cocks we use to flavour the snax.

were you hide your priest, wolf. all the best people have them.

where

wolf it's cos they have to darn their own socks.

omg god yes, a tunnel to kirren island, uncle Quentin could have been useful to us.

Oh Wolf posh English people used to hide their Catholics priests in their priest holes after Henry VIII said the English weren't allowed to be Catholic anymore because he wanted to give Anne Boleyn a jizz sandwich mmm'k?

Dangly no, not Mr Luaa making me do things. He lets me do anything I want or nothing at all. I will definitely keep him around.

I've been doing work stuff, which I know is wrong, but someone has to do it.

And I've been doing (whisper so I don't get in too much trouble with thigh ) sporty things. I've been cycling and my thighs have got smaller and stronger. Now I know I don't have to care about how I look, but, what if I need to crush someone with my thighs for the good of the thisterhood? Should I continue being sporty or just give up an lay down? Don't we need some of us to be able to defend the rest?

Can we all get a priest hole? We would have a never ending supply of snax! I think i just came.

Oh and my other problem is I cannot find either crown royal maple whisky or Jim beam maple for a reasonable price on the internet and I feel like I can't really re-embrace life laying down without one of them

thigh I like the cock story better. Far more appropriate for thighland!

Thislido when gypsy caravans were quaint and children were posh and never saw their parents. They camped out using bracken for a lovely bed and ate a lot of tomatoes.

I liked George best of course because she had Timmy the dog.

I also bought the record, 65p.

And lashings of ginger beer!

thigh it is done! Hilarious!!

They better come over now! We need Greenlegobox in our lives!!