Please watch this horrific Tom Hiddleston advert

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I can only imagine that he was paid a LOT of money to sell out this badly. My insides are actually shrivelling with embarrassment for him.

And then you have to watch this glorious pisstake

twitter.com/PhilNWang/status/1111892343668367360

Sorry, but if someone presented me with that for breakfast they’d leave wearing it.

That is seriously cringeworthy.

That was stomach churning ( and I’m not just talking about that gross breakfast)
You’ve let us all down Tom, but more importantly you’ve let yourself down

Almost as cringe as Owen Wilson bouncing on that sofa while prattling on about Shakespeare. I assume the actors think nobody from their home country will see these adverts.

Did you watch the twitter video? Please please do, it’s SO funny 😁

Yes, that Owen Wilson ad was awful.

Tom Hiddleston though - between this ad, and the Taylor Swift nonsense - he needs a new agent!

I LOVE the Phil Wang pisstake, saw it on his Instagram account.

I think Western actors get paid astonishing amounts of money for ads in the Far East (particularly Japan) and they are ‘sold’ on them by being told that their Western fan base will be unlikely to see it (as well as being highly lucrative for a day or so’s work).

Is he doing it so we don't think the I ♡ TS tshirt was the cringiest thing he's done?
Does he really need the money?
Does his agent hate him?

Poor Tom. He seems nice. He deserves better.

That Phil Wang seems to have made a career out of slagging TH off. He put him into Room 101 and lots of his material is his ripping on him.

NB I know this, as I read that important news site, Celebitchy.

Made me think of John in Dirty John! I expected the camera to pan round and show a terrified woman shackled to a radiator!

😄 SlimGin you’re right, it’s like Dirty John’s smoothies

I cringed so hard I nearly turned inside out.

TH's career seems to have taken a bad turn somewhere.....I wonder where.

Oh dear. I was waiting for a punchline!

Ever since his 'romance' with Taylor Swift he lost whatever (Kensington High) street cred he once had. And that hairstyle makes him look like Roland Rat's posh cousin. Sort it out, Thomas old boy.

He was great in the Night Manager tho.

The man is an actor, he spends his working life pretending to be something he's not, so why can't he pull off wholesome and appealing? That's horror film levels of creepy, you just know that he has cameras hidden all over the house so that he can keep an eye on her while he's 'busy for a few weeks'. Also his hair, WTF?

It is pretty terrible. But I think the hair may be worse than the advert.

Yes, @BlackAmericanoNoSugar. Why has no one else commented on the awful hair?

Is that breakfast (blackberries, carrots, kale, raw red onion, sweetcorn, something red like tomato or pepper and cucumber topped with an egg) something that the Japanese would eat for breakfast or is it what the Japanese imagine an Englishman would eat for breakfast?

I saw this on BBC the other day but not the actual ad it wasn't linked.

It's fine imo just a bit different and apparently has gone down really well in market it's aimed at and also appears to have gone viral so that's a win for Tom and centrum I would say.

I saw this in the Guardian article about it the other day. Cringe fest x million

And what looks like a small child’s hands at the end fixing his collar 🤮.

Small child's hands?

This thread is bizarre.

Sorry, Chinese not Japanese (I think, it sounds more Chinese than Japanese to me anyway).

To be fair it must be amazing to be offered a huge wodge of cash for a couple of day's work. Centrum, I'm available if you need me. I can do creepy.

Who has a fried egg on top of blackberries and raw carrot?

Who did all the washing up?

Why did he fuck off again so quickly?

We deserve the answers to these questions.

Why did he leave with a little half arsed wave? He couldn’t even be bothered to lift his hand up all the way 🙄