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I'm a self appointed non medically trained kindly interested nurse. I am unfettered by knowledge or training and welcome you to my advice clinic.

Pete also had one large freckle on his cock, it was odd, he also wasn't able to have sex if I was watching TV at the same time. Trying to remember if that's why I dumped him.

Oh I have also shagged Pete the cute but thick soldier!

He also appeared at the gentlemens' club one Thursday evening hoping for another glimpse of my fanny but his view was obscured by a rugby ball.

#ItoohaveherpesthinkImighthaveaccidentlyshaggedgetting

Dangly #everyonehasshaggedgettingshesarightsort

First foray into this thread, and this is the first post I see:

*Pete also had one large freckle on his cock, it was odd, he also wasn't able to have sex if I was watching TV at the same time. Trying to remember if that's why I dumped him.
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Proper confused now but also strangely enchanted by you folks. 😂

star welcome, do you have a problem you would like solved? We are experienced at career cancelling and body disposal but we'll do owt for a snack.

Strangely enchanting - that's us

Who ate my Jaffa Cakes?

Dangly i just wanted to clear something up. When I asked if you needed support for being species fluid, half fat Labrador / half novelty strippagram, i wasn't offering support.

I just wondered if you needed it, there's a difference.

In response to oak's post.

It's bound to be the Labrador

Re Jaffa Cakes. You snooze you lose, keep your hand/paw on your snax at all times. Don't be afraid to piss on them to keep them safe. Incontinence is a blessing, not a curse.

Now now Dog/Gin it wasn't me, I am still full up from my last Monster Munch binge which is still happening now!

thigh it's ok I don't need support for my inner confusion, I just comfort eat my way through all of my issues and the odd drinking binge until i don't know what day it is or who I got herpes from helps me enormously too!

Welcome star please bring us a problem, nothing is unsolvable when we all engage our inner thighs together!

I think we need a reminder of the Thighland rules

1. Lie down
2. No guests
3. Nobody is too fat or too thin
4. Nobody gets told off

Any more? I've lost track. Tbh I'm not even sure I've got those correct

I'm sure snax is part of the rules

And if it wasn't me and it wasn't Dangly...who did eat oak's Jaffa cakes. ( Or am I protesting too much, it's always so difficult to get the balance right).

Were they Schrodinger's Jaffa Cakes? Both stolen and unstolen at the same time.

Well, that would explain Jaffa cakes wouldn't it? The way they're cakes but not cakes. Biscuits but not biscuits. Fruit but not fruit

When will my SIL fuck right off and leave me the fuck alone?

Adora when you tell her you have an incurable flesh-eating illness and it's highly contagious

Schrodinger's Jaffa Cakes

that could well be it.

All I can say is that I just looked in the box and... they weren't there!!! But until I looked - who can say???

Thigh if you found thighland in a biscuit tin, have you ever wondered why #cutethickPete had that odd freckle?
Was it shaped like a map of Sark, or was it shaped like a BISCUIT ?

Thigh we know you are our chosen one, but this is downright #spooky !!

Why do my children need to be picked up already? I only dropped them off a few hours ago.

I am currently lying down.

oak , this is why intellectuals are banned from the Asda biscuit aisle....they stand there for ages wondering if it's worth the risk...

Under we operate a finders keepers policy in Thighland when it comes to schools. School finds them, school keeps them. Simples