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I can solve all your problems, forever

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/03/2019 20:41

I'm a self appointed non medically trained kindly interested nurse. I am unfettered by knowledge or training and welcome you to my advice clinic.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 31/03/2019 23:12

But we need to break this down!

The worst sort of person is not the worst person. What is a sort of person?

What sort of person are we Thighlanders? Pretty bad, I'd say possibly amongst the worst sort of personz.

We could be worse, we should work on that.

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Gettingnowhere · 31/03/2019 23:13

Oh no M3 this is awful. I'm going to have to disgrace you by saying that I think you're the best kind of person Blush.
But I think the Lego people are much more likely to face population collapse through their complete lack of little plastic "bits"

M3lon · 31/03/2019 23:14

(nah - I missed tattoos. Shame I could have tattooed a balloon on my face to help me remember to buy some in sainsbos today.)

(right...talk is done...just need to find out where the hell the school is. Honestly this doesn't seem like a good idea right now...I'm not even really sure what time it is. I saw Dangly looking for me in the netherworld just 10 mins ago...so I guess there's some sort of timeslip between here and the otherside...that or the fucking clocks have changed...)

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pineapplebryanbrown · 31/03/2019 23:14

Project I don't think you're Obama (no offence) you're more relaxed than that - more Jimmy Carter or my personal favourite, Gerald Ford. Gerry did literally nothing, now that's cool. Mind you his wife was arseholed. Oooh, Dangly are you Betty Ford?

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M3lon · 31/03/2019 23:15

(getting that and the fact the female characters all have closer relationships with their dogs than any of the male characters)

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pineapplebryanbrown · 31/03/2019 23:16

For the love of Thigh - I'm being literally bombarded with beauty products from Notino and AllBeauty. Plus Gin. They really, really don't know me at all do they?

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Gettingnowhere · 31/03/2019 23:16

Many threads ago Danish summed up perfectly the type of person we are. I still have the exact quote:

I'm not scary, just a fed up menopausal angry woman, who wants to rule the world

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pineapplebryanbrown · 31/03/2019 23:18

Now a T-shirt with a cat on it - I'm being taunted.

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nakedscientist · 31/03/2019 23:19

Listen I've got a problem. I'm hoping Fermat is really NakedScientist.

No Fermat is not me! Or is she in a Schrodinger kind of way?

I have warm feet and did not run but was....side tracked. Was here and not here.

M3lon · 31/03/2019 23:20

(Right, found the school - just one last problem...thigh how do I get through 3 hours without swearing?)

M3lon · 31/03/2019 23:21

(naked Im so happy to see you! I'm doing outreach at a secondary school tomorrow - please convince me they aren't going to go all lord of the flies and lock me in a cupboard! I'm SCARED)

Gettingnowhere · 31/03/2019 23:24

Naked!!!!!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 31/03/2019 23:26

Naked so you were being Schrodinger's bride, that's fine. Fermat accepted my proposal but she says she's happy for all three of us to be married. I'm Joseph Smith and you two science honeyz are sister wives.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 31/03/2019 23:27

M3 swear in Albanian - we can work on some phrases now.

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M3lon · 31/03/2019 23:31

(good thinking Thigh! I'm going to go pass out for a wee bit now, but I'll certainly try some albania!)

nakedscientist · 31/03/2019 23:37

How do you solve a problem like Pineapple?
How do you catch a fruit and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Thighlander?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!…

nakedscientist · 31/03/2019 23:38

Oh great thigh.

I feel my inner Thigh and am happy to have a sister wife to help.

Gettingnowhere · 31/03/2019 23:39

Were those the answers at the end there, Naked?

nakedscientist · 31/03/2019 23:39

M3Ion are you currently dead or undead? Or are you dead in the body of an undead?

nakedscientist · 31/03/2019 23:41

getting

Hope it helps.

M3lon · 31/03/2019 23:41

(I am dead, but still talking...so erm...undead probably? I never was any good at multiple choice questions...I always felt vaguely dissatisfied with all the answers....)

nakedscientist · 31/03/2019 23:51

M3Ion

Easy, every time you mention an equation you loose 5% of your audience. Ram the first 10 mins with solving Gibbs free energy using the equilibrium constant and I guarantee you can swear in seven different languages because the whole room will be in a coma.

It's the backstory to sleeping beauty. They rammed themselves with needles to stop the pain of statistical mechanics.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 01/04/2019 00:14

Wondering if the science honeyz have been called honeyz before.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 01/04/2019 00:24

Thatcher was a chemist, just saying.

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polarpig · 01/04/2019 00:52

How can I clean up vomit without being sick myself ?