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I'm a self appointed non medically trained kindly interested nurse. I am unfettered by knowledge or training and welcome you to my advice clinic.

We have a lurker! Irene welcome!!! I normally lurk too.

God this is great.

Are you playing God now Project? Not content with world leaders anymore? Have you caught Thigh's megalomania??

( sorry I got TOTALLY distracted by the shin astral projection...and then I had to prepare an inspiring talk for school children for tomorrow morning....I don't know how they are going to react to the piss, blood and nutella stained slanket look...or the fact I'm dead.)

(I don't know where the other science honeyz are....maybe they've been called away to an emergency at the LHC? Some magnets quenching or some such )

Wait, is Thigh a leader or is she a god? I don’t want to tread on any toes here

M3lon we could have done with you. We suddenly realised that we’re all a bit thick without the science honeyz

I was a lurker until tonight when I decided to announce my converversion to the Thighside

M3 Don't the undead break the Laws of Thermodynamics? You could try explaining that one to the kiddies

How long have you lurked for Midnight?

(I haven't broken any laws...who told you I'd broken any laws? )

I didn't know there was something wrong with Mumsnet, but Pineapple knew not only that there was...but that we are responsible. (I've never been responsible before).

(they're more like guidelines anyway....)

I'm a Leader, not a God. Although I am Godlike in the level of devotion I demand and receive. I am currently undead, I hope that clears things up.

(I once got told I was the absolute worst sort of person by a total random stranger on facebook once - proud proud moment....I mean they could've gone Trump, peadophile or that guy off go compare....anything...but no - I WON)

(shit - still need to finish talk...and now I realise I forgot to buy any balloons....arse...well how am I going to describe the boundary between turbulent and viscous flow without a fucking balloon? thigh do please HELP!!!!)

Do you have any condoms M3lon?

M3lon this half cat, was it half a bastard cat? Bastard cat has been doing his 'woohoo ooo' materialising, dematerialising stuff a bit more recently so perhaps, trapped between dimensions. Whatever the circumstances, approach half cat with caution ...

(project whhhhhahahahahahaha)

M3 - you spoke without brackets - does this mean you are alive again?

(its hard to say which of being dead, covered in blood, piss, and nutella that tastes of cheese it is that has totally killed all possibility of sex with a human...but which ever it is, NO I definitely do NOT have any condoms)

(Erp..did I? well it might have been a glitch in the matrix...it does happen occasionally....not only did I see that half a cat..I saw it TWICE doing exactly the same thing!)

M3 I feel there is more to this "worst kind of person" story. Enlighten us. Is it because you have previously tried to explain the boundary between turbulent and viscous flows without the use of a balloon? Hmm? YWBU

M3 could you draw a picture of a balloon - these science kidz they're meant to be bright aren't they? Could you do it all in an animated series like Charlie Brown/Peanuts?

Fun Fact: after Mrs Whitehouse said my Dad wouldn't get me a singing chipmunk I started reading Peanuts. You'll all remember that Peppermint Patty used to play "Psychiatrists" - I did too! I was my own Psychiatrist and Patient all at the same time. I used some cardboard for my desk.

I feel that explains a lot Thigh

I can only hope that one day, someone, somewhere cares enough to describe me as ‘the worst sort of person’

(I have at least remembered to bring some lemons....can't explain entropy without lemons )

(I am really really stressed by all the RL drama - I'm completely neglecting my haunting and my search for the castle, fishing rights and constitution for thighland)

(getting I pointed out that lego city is heading for a population collapse given its ratio of about 7 male characters to every 1 female one....I mean I get that makes me a bad person...but the absolute worst...not sure...though I happily accepted the trophy and all expenses paid trip to Milton Keynes it came with)

M3 were you around for the facial tattoos of faces debacle? That really has slowed down our sexual allure. Apart from Dangly she says it's doubled her takings as a niche novelty strippagram.