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I can solve all your problems, forever

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/03/2019 20:41

I'm a self appointed non medically trained kindly interested nurse. I am unfettered by knowledge or training and welcome you to my advice clinic.

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ProjectGainsborough · 31/03/2019 21:12

Also true. Please all feel free to drop your children off at school now. I’m sure they’ll open the gates at some point

DanglyTassles · 31/03/2019 21:13

I haven't got any children but I'm going to drop them off.

pineapplecore · 31/03/2019 21:13

Typical nonsense, point proven.

ProjectGainsborough · 31/03/2019 21:13

I’d mention schroedinger dangly but I’m pretty sure that’s either clever or smug.

ProjectGainsborough · 31/03/2019 21:14

Do you have a problem you’d like us to solve pineapple?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 31/03/2019 21:16

I think Pineapple is jealous of how funz we are.

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DanglyTassles · 31/03/2019 21:20

You're right thigh she does seem a little upset about something! If only she'd allow us to solve whatever it is, she could then have funz too!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 31/03/2019 21:20

Actually I am clever and smug, thank you. I'm rather proud of our glorious nation. Where in the name of Thigh are our science honeyz to prove we really are clever?

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Gettingnowhere · 31/03/2019 21:20

Now I'm insulted. I like to think our nonsense is so much more than just "typical". We really do make an effort to go above and beyond insanity.

MidnightBlue28 · 31/03/2019 21:23

I agree, untypical nonsense would be a far more accurate description

DanglyTassles · 31/03/2019 21:23

It's "typical" of us though Getting maybe that's what she meant.

Oh well no matter, we shouldn't worry our small/large minds about it. Another day, another snooze is what I always say.

Well at least I just said it then.

ProjectGainsborough · 31/03/2019 21:32

But then you’d have to read through 5/6 threads of people talking bollocks to know what is typical for us Dangly

Seems an awful lot of effort to go through for something you dislike. Almost easier just to not read it if you don’t like it ...

DanglyTassles · 31/03/2019 21:36

Project that's exactly what occurred to me! Why would anyone read through and then engage with a thread they found not to their liking!

Exit to the left pineapple if it's not your cup of tea >>>>>>

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pineapplebryanbrown · 31/03/2019 22:09

Well quite, it's like knocking on someone's door to tell them you don't like their integral garage. Just a silly billy.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 31/03/2019 22:14

If Pineapple has read every single post (which she must have to declare it typical) then perhaps she can help us remember if it's 5 or 6 threads. That's 5000 or 6000 posts, you really are good at reading, Brava!

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Gettingnowhere · 31/03/2019 22:21

I actually think it's quite an accomplishment when a person calling themselves "Pineapplecore" tells you off for your nonsense. Did we ever put that on a fuck it list?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 31/03/2019 22:25

Getting it's like piss off a soaked slanket to me, i know we're right and we must never be diverted from our mission.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 31/03/2019 22:27

I think we might actually beat our one thread pw record, that little break did us all the world of good. It allowed us to miss Thighland then regroup refreshed and recommitted.

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ProjectGainsborough · 31/03/2019 22:30

No one said the birth of a nation would be easy. In a single thread we’ve achieved political spamming and haterz. I feel like Barack Obama.

IrenetheQuaint · 31/03/2019 22:30

So exciting that Thighland has its very own hater! This is a sign that Thigh and her disciples have truly made it.

Gettingnowhere · 31/03/2019 22:32

Yeah, let's have Obama. Could you be him, Project? I liked him. He knew his foof from his knob

thislido · 31/03/2019 22:33

Well quite, it's like knocking on someone's door to tell them you don't like their integral garage.

At which point we'd invite them in for a closer look. Just step this way onto the plastic sheeting...

ProjectGainsborough · 31/03/2019 22:33

I don’t feel like I could be such a galloping arse if I was Barack, Getting and where’s the fun in that?

Gettingnowhere · 31/03/2019 22:33

Irene whoa!!! Wait a second! Where did you spring from? Do you have any problems for us to solve?

Gettingnowhere · 31/03/2019 22:34

Excellent points This and Project. I've always admired your galloping arse, Project