I can solve all your problems, forever

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I'm a self appointed non medically trained kindly interested nurse. I am unfettered by knowledge or training and welcome you to my advice clinic.

Cock I'll have a massage as long as i don't have to put piss up my nostrils from a mini watering can.

Donga my yoni already is a basement

Junior ISAs. My references to children have confused the algorithm.

lido I want to say no. I really do.

I think the alogorithm knows, Project

Project I'm putting your name down, that sounded like a yes to me.

Anyone else? It's very good for your chakra's and will make you very horny, your husband's can watch if that's their bag?

Oh disgusto! Yoghurts for babies - little yeos - little cunts more like.

Do Country Life still have the equivalent of a fully-clothed Page 3 girl?

So wait, you’ll be massaging yonis from inside my yoni?

I’ll have to charge you ground rent

I SAID YES

I just had that one thigh. It’s bait for the little buggers.

My ad says Threat Intelligence! Finally, an admission.

I'm a Nac Mac Feegle! My dangerousness is genetic!

Wait Project are you offering me new premises?

Ok I'll massage everyone's yoni from your yoni! Done!

Roll up ladies! Come on!

Hey!! How can I get my yoni massage ads to appear in the MN sidebar? You'll all be talking about it then!

Copycat fragrances, bit much when they even try to sell you name brands. It actually says - copycat fragrances. Depressing.

^don't even try

thigh you're booked.

Come on everyone sign up! I need the money to fund my crystal meth habit!

Yoni's get yer Massaged Yoni's 'ere!! 3 for a quid!! Cheap at half the price!!

I said yes to a free massage you knobgobbler, why are you ignoring me.

Oh alright, cheers. Thought i wasn't getting enough attention for a minute then. Made me a bit twitchy.

Do you think they’d sell more or less yoghurts if they were named Little Cunts?

We've been infiltrated by a "man" again!! Where's our guard dog?!

I've booked you in already, so stop moaning, Eee you're just like the Mrs! Yours is on Tuesday! I'm doing your yoni inside *Project's' yoni!

That Project's a peace of work, charging me for the premises, how's a guy to build a legit business with all these expenses!

Well that's interesting Project hmm, it would put some mummies off but then there's all the slags with infections.

It’s ok getting, once’s he’s lured in with the yoni we can kill him.

After donga’s finished massaging yonis inside my yoni, I might need some fromage frais