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I can solve all your problems, forever

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/03/2019 20:41

I'm a self appointed non medically trained kindly interested nurse. I am unfettered by knowledge or training and welcome you to my advice clinic.

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ProjectGainsborough · 29/03/2019 20:55

Seriously mumsnet FUCK OFF

thislido · 29/03/2019 20:56

I’m getting live-in carers. This is too good to be true.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 29/03/2019 20:56

Villas! More villas. They're working on me. Maybe I'll book one!

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thislido · 29/03/2019 20:57

Oh and now there’s jobs but it’s offering me a less draining job, so that’s something.

Gettingnowhere · 29/03/2019 20:58

I'm getting Portuguese music festivals. This is the most fun I've ever had on Mumsnet. And of the modern art any good, Project?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 29/03/2019 20:59

Oh fucking great, a villa in Tenerife. That's more of an oxymoron than heavyweight liberal.

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ProjectGainsborough · 29/03/2019 20:59

Jobs. Still jobs.

Cunts

Gettingnowhere · 29/03/2019 20:59

I'm glad that Mr Shit has gone. He was a right plonker, wasn't he? I can see why we don't have men here. Just as well we have a guard dog

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pineapplebryanbrown · 29/03/2019 21:00

Massage at Treatwell, I'm being worked on. I feel it.

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WeeDangerousSpike · 29/03/2019 21:01

Sorry to interrupt, I have a problem.

I've disclosed far too much identifying info with this user name and need to change it, but I'm quite attached to it.

What can I call myself so people know it's me but it's not me, iyswim?

Also I'm getting ads for omlet chicken runs. I have no chickens and if I did my budget would just about stretch to an upturned wheelbarrow.

Ta muchly.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 29/03/2019 21:02

Mascaras and perfume mwa ha ha

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ProjectGainsborough · 29/03/2019 21:03

Fuck me. Country life.

Gettingnowhere · 29/03/2019 21:04

Please interrupt Wee we just talk shite have fascinating conversations while we wait for more people to come to us for our wisdom

ProjectGainsborough · 29/03/2019 21:04

Cuntry life?? Mumsnet come here and explain your algorithm please

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pineapplebryanbrown · 29/03/2019 21:05

What is it about you Project that makes them think you want to work more and buy a horse?

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ProjectGainsborough · 29/03/2019 21:06

Oh god Wee please interrupt.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 29/03/2019 21:06

Wide shoes. Arseholes.

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ProjectGainsborough · 29/03/2019 21:07

Small innocuous lump?

thislido · 29/03/2019 21:08

Change your name to SmallRiskyPoker or PissRiskyPoker if you’re not Scottish

ProjectGainsborough · 29/03/2019 21:08

Urine deadly spear

Gettingnowhere · 29/03/2019 21:09

Tell us why you're dangerous

thislido · 29/03/2019 21:09

Or SeeDangermouseSpunk

LargeDonga · 29/03/2019 21:10

Sorry to interrupt your tittletattle ladies but I was wondering if any of you girls would like to sample a yoni massage?

if I get enough interest I may move out of the basement and open up a proper clinic on the high street so do let me know ok?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 29/03/2019 21:10

SmallMalignantProtruberance - that's catchy.

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thislido · 29/03/2019 21:10

Are you still a manager, Project?

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