I can solve all your problems, forever

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I'm a self appointed non medically trained kindly interested nurse. I am unfettered by knowledge or training and welcome you to my advice clinic.

I feel that babyshin might be safer in the dark lord’s care. Mrs Shin probably needs a rest. That’s the child taken care of.

Now MrShin, what do we do with you??

Do you enjoy a bit of bum action then Thigh ja ja ja

Project re junkie. Yes to all your checklist except for selling sofa. I've just bought 2 new sofas, perhaps so I can sell them for crack later?

You know what you want to do with me Project. Don't deny it

thigh can we keep him? I mistook his willy for a sausage and that makes me like him, even if he says jajaja.

Dangly are you a dog now? It might be what the sausage deserves

I had flutter there, O Great Big Thigh.
Re: Castle/Rooks then remembered I am in cluster A to Zed, so I'm always bound to think differently.

Do you say Zee?
Whatever the consequences, I cannot commit to that.

Mr.Shit...who is that on the top of your 'mountain'? Did they know? They look surprised.

Thigh are the sofas clean? You may not be a junkie and I would t want to deny you the pleasure of soiling them

Whoa, hold up ladies. Just a few sex here. What's that about Dangly being a dog? Don't get me wrong, I'm all up for a bit of kink. But even I have my limits. That sort of behaviour is disgusting

I mistook it for s mountain. In my defence I am trying to walk dog, tripping over slanket and she's not managing to get the hang of her stilts, she got stuck in soft soil by allotments. She needs ping pong bats on the bottom.

Shit do you like cars? We're giving away a Triumph Dolomite, it's free. We keep it in Reg's garage.

Re bum action. Yes, that really turns me on, send us a pic of you sticking your cock up your own arse.

Aaarrrggghhh get your rabid dog off me!!! Arrrggghhh I'm outta here

You people are sick

Look what I found!!

Lad sometimes I say zee but that's because i was raised by Sesame Street. I say Agua when I am thirsty thanks to Maria, the grown up.

WOOF

Yes we are very sick MrShit but it's ok we have our own vomitoriums.

thislido !!! Hurrah!!!

Is that Getting's bus?

Thislido where have you been!? Have you been on a never ending journey like kajagoogoo?

Tits! You've returned! Have you been at the chocolate factory in that bus?

Shit we are TRAs here. Dangles is species fluid fat Labrador / novelty strippagram. I'm three-way Lion / Sloth / Chinese Dictator.

Project sofas clean apart from the piss.

That's what must have happened! We forgot to bring thislido back from our night at the chocolate factory and she's lived there ever since!

I bet she's gained some timber! I'm so jealous!!

It’s my child catcher bus, look at the destination. But Centre Parcs is full now. All of them. I think as the children slaughter each other it will bring the populations down. I’m having a lie down now.

I remember something about a chocolate factory. I think I sailed out down a chocolate river but it’s all a bit hazy.