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I'm a self appointed non medically trained kindly interested nurse. I am unfettered by knowledge or training and welcome you to my advice clinic.

My 16 year old daughter has attracted the upper sixth fuckboy. How do I tell him to fuck off and sniff elsewhere.
I know I can't preserve her virginity forever but he is a **nt

Oooh MrShin how improper, what would your poor dear Shintobe say?

Pass your glass over anyhoo!

An upper sixth fuckboy, hmmm, I wonder if i would make a good cougar?

Paddy simple. Tell her you've already tested him out and he was crap in bed

Paddy you need to shag the fuckboy yourself. DD's hate anything that us old bags will go near by default!

Solved!!

Oooh MrShit you are awful! Have you got a starring role on Are You Being Served?

Shin is too busy clucking over chicken egg blue chairs for the wedding she thinks we are having to notice what I'm up to, ha ha ha

I'm being served Thigh. Are you? Ha ha ha

MrShintobe it appears we are on a wavelength!!

MrShit i think you should laugh in Hispanish jajaja

MrShit i am not being served, am continuously squatting over my kettle though if that helps.

Is there a clusterfuck? I feel that’s my cluster.

Lad tying balls in tights and stamping on them? I’ve always considers myself broad minded but I am

I think he should spill the beans on the true ID of Shintobe - give him more gin/vodka!!

Dangly I prefer the firm ones, but what are you doing at lunchtime tomorrow? Jajaja

MrShit have you got a freckled cock or a bad back? Do you play chess? Are you Russian? Do you eat all varieties of yoghurt? Have you got an umbrella?

So there is a MrShit. Shocking! While your poor wife to be strains over hummus and wedding chair covers you are on here jajajaing with a bunch of unfeasibly attractive piss stained women of dubious morals. You should be ashamed.

Project now now, let's all be friends. Where was this clusterfuck happening? I'll bring my Shin Magic to the party

Project if you are a B (even more so if an A) it's best no one else gets in your portion of the Venn diagram.

Thigh I can be anything you want me to be, beautiful

Ok MrShit meet us all at the river, follow the secret bridle path and ignore the plastic sheeting. All of us will steam our fannies and spray febreeze on the worst of the piss stains. Hope you've got a big one because we all have side-lines as novelty acts with rugby balls and basketballs.

Are chair covers there to mop up piss? Shouldn't they be brown?

Wanting a bit of the old Shin, hey ladies? Ja ja ha

You can cover my chair any day ja ja ja

Interesting that MrShit is the first man to come to Thighland to proposition us. Here we are, intelligent women, talking about sex, stripping and fannies. Isn't this what men want? Project has even got a job! What more can you ask for?

MrShit send us a dick pic and I'll see if you can survive a lapdance.