I can solve all your problems, forever

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I'm a self appointed non medically trained kindly interested nurse. I am unfettered by knowledge or training and welcome you to my advice clinic.

Gosh M3 you had me worried there. S&B is indeed a fate worse than death.

So how are you finding it? Did your life flash before your eyes? Are you taking woo bookings?

So many questions!

And do all dogs go to Heaven? Hope so!

(I've not seen any dogs yet...but I did see half of a cat if that helps?)

(Oh I could tell you such tales, the things I've seen, but I fear drawing the notice of the Powers That Be...all I really dare let slip is...well.....you know the whole white sheet look so many ghosts appear to adopt? Not sheets......oh no....its...slankets....slankets everywhere as far as the eye can see. We should have known really, after all f you can't be comfy and let it all hang out in the afterlife where can you?)

So thighland is based on Up There? I should have known!

(heaven on earth dear pooter...heaven on earth....)

Can one only talk in brackets if one's beyond the slanket veil?

I didn't realise m3 was talking in brackets, I thought my hearing had gone funny.
Still, it's quite impressive to communicate so clearly from 'the other side'.

Klepto well I was wondering what do us Earth / Thighland dwellers (mortals) do re brackets. Didn't want to get owt wrong.

Dog it's true M3 has passed over to the other side. She lost her will to piss her slanket after solving a Rubik's cube. M3 can you track down Schrodinger's cat please and find out the answer.

M3 could you ask my evil Granny where the deeds to the farm are please, plus the documents re the salmon fishing rights.

Thighlanders, if we can find those we'll all be rich! We'll have a castle and a moat and live together.

The moat will certainly be useful as we can wring our pissy slankets out of the window, straight into it. Also, those that are pooing through a hole in the wall will be catered for too, although perhaps we should have the outlet downstream from the salmon.

Dog i was going to swim in the moat with my dogs, lion and llama. But we'll do that in the indoor heated swimming pool.

(apparently the deeds to the farm are 'in the last place you look for them' while the fishing rights have been 'buried in a peat bog then recycled into firelighters' - what sort of person was thigh-granny when she was alive? I'm just sure she's holding out on us! Do you have anything I can blackmail/bribe her with?)

(also #NC #woooooooooo)

She had a large handbag, was an inveterate gambler and would throw eggs or ormulo clocks if angry.

M3 but you're in heaven aren't you? You won't find evil Granny there i don't think. Btw sorry you killed yourself cos you got bored, it's a very valid reason. I too can get very bored. It's because I'm an attention seeker with a short attention span, it's an odd combination.

I wonder if Thislido is in heaven? There's no way she'd have missed the clarion call. M3 perhaps you could look out for a woman carrying a vat of boiling oil to repel children with?

I’m enjoying the fact that thigh seems to be correcting Shin to shit.

shitofsolace has a ring to it.

M3lon is there monster munch in the afterlife?

Project always you identify the pertinent question - is there monster munch. Here's me waffling about deeds to the farm.

Project why haven't we been deleted? Is it due to the general public's fascination with body disposal? They're reading for tips? MNHQ are reading and plotting to kill each other.

If we could inspire (i didn't say incite) to kill each other then we could take over all of MN. We'd control millions, probs billions of people.

^^ buggeration i meant we get everyone at @mnhq to kill each other and give us MN.

That's not what buggeration means, Thigh

My megalomania would finally be replete. M3 i noticed that you found half a cat in heaven, thank you. Was it chatty?

Getting how do you know? Did you pick up a leaflet from the clap clinic?