DH's crumpets has writing on them!

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WTF?! Fresh out the packet....

@burgundyjumper I think I would have vommed if I found a tooth in my bread 😖🤢🤮 your poor Mum!

A tooth in bread?!?
Nah, i cant cope🤮

There is nothing wrong with the order, prime numbers first, or add the top number to the bottom and you get 13 for all of the 'pairs'.

oooh tweet them its quicker.and please tell us what they say.im genuinely interested here.

I've just googled 'lorry toaster' you can get ovens, fridges, TVs, basically a truck cab can be better equipped than some holiday homes.

www.roadking.co.uk/mobile-12v-and-24v-microwave-ovens.html

And pans, actual frying pans that work from the 12V socket.

When the zombie apocalypse comes I'm stealing a lorry cab. I shall McDonalds for old chip oil for fuel and live in my cab.

I’ve just added crumpets to my shopping list. I love a crumpet in the toaster with butter and Marmite.

I found a long piece of metal in a Cadbury’s chocolate bar . In the 1970s and they sent me a very big box of every product they produced. I was over the moon being a skint teenager.

@fblake, it was from the cog of a wheel, so metal, not a human tooth 😂

It could be some kind of crumpet ritual worshipping. Be careful what you have disturbed.

What's your poor husband going to eat?
He must have really wanted crumpets to drive them all the way Spain.

@twoheaped thank God for that!

at his knee in the pjoto!

photo!

These replies sum up mumsnet .

If the bottom right is a 9 not a 6 it does go in numerical order clockwise. #appeasespedants

I think question is what did he have for breakfast in the end?

Is it a normal sharpie pen or food standard pen?

I found a very hard rock like piece of stone in my bag of wine gums. Turned out it was undissolved highly concentrated gum. Mondelez sent me a very generous voucher to use on any of their products, so that included Maynard, Kraft, Cadbury’s etc. I spent it anyway even if their stuff ain’t what it used to be. We had lots of sweets, chocolate and Philadelphia cheese for a while.

Someone posted on Rate my Plate to say they found a tooth (not their own) in a Fray Bentos Pie 🤢

The crumpet people are plotting something...

They are numbered so people can keep track of which bit of crumpet they fancy.

*it’s a test. You have to eat the crumpets with only the written number of bites allowed.

And I thought that knew was A big nose. Looks like he’s about to sniff lots of mini pancakes*

😂😂😂😂

This and 'crumpet pervert' have made my day.

Best thread in ages!

I found a nail in a loaf of warburtons bread once. They did tests and said it wasn't their fault and send me a voucher for a loaf of bread. Apparently it must have worked its way in during delivery.
This is much much stranger though ....

I don't think it's to do with food testing. I think that it's the modern version of numbers stations. It's a secret code and your DH accidentally got crumpets meant for a spy that they were supposed to check against a one time pad.