DH's crumpets has writing on them!

[AllGoodDogs]

WTF?! Fresh out the packet....

Yes it's his knee! Should have cropped it before I emailed it to Warburtons, they're gonna think I'm off my rocker!

You're welcome, glad to be of some use!

And trust me, whilst they'll be slightly bemused by the knee it won't even rank in the top 100 of weird complaints they've had.

How's he going to toast them?

Ooh I've got a packet of Warburtons in the cupboard, now wondering if I've got 1, 4, 5, 8 or 9! I'm going to feel like Charlie Bucket tomorrow morning...

In a toaster. Was that a trick question?!

Oo crumpet bingo!

Eyes down for a full house and cheers @Chocolateisfab for the smile

I thought knee was nose

Why on earth have you not put them in numerical order!!

I am not sleeping tonight that is going to haunt me every night .

I know I'm overtired but this has really tickled me! I second buying a lottery ticket!

I'll hazard a guess they've been doing factory trials of different recipes or equipment and these shouldn't have been packed x

I'm also considering buying a lottery ticket myself.

I would absolutely be buying a lottery ticket:)

No good if I'll have to share it will all of MN, how shall I spend my £6.32?!

@WeeDangerousSpike you're right about weird complaints! I used to work for another well known bakery and got the usual Friday afternoon call. EHO reporting a customer found a bird in a loaf. He said they'd send it to Public Analysts Lab for identification. 2 weeks later I got the lab report (and the bill!). Yes the highly qualified Public Analyst confirmed that yes indeed it was ...........a bird!! FFS I was expecting a Latin named breed 😂😂. I shit you not it was an entire bird baked and sliced in a loaf 😂😂

Quality control just failed its own quality control.

It's the order you're supposed to eat them in.

Prize for the most British idea ever!

Urgh that's disgusting!!! I'm sure I saw something recently about a mouse or rat baked into a loaf of bread.

I’m ovulating, and if those had been mine, I’d have already eaten 2,3,6&7.

Urgh that's disgusting!!! I'm sure I saw something recently about a mouse or rat baked into a loaf of bread

And this is why I love MN.

OP: Why are DH's crumpets numbered?
[6 mins later] Expert: this is why.

no surely hes winding you up

@PerkingFaintly sorry but 26 years in the food industry takes over 😂. I know what you mean about expert answers 😂. My OH and I were talking about pensions stuff earlier and neither of us knew the answer. He jokingly suggested posting in MN but he might have a point 😂

I too am distressed by the failure to arrange the crumpets in numerical order.

Your DH has let you, down he's let himself down, and most importantly he's let the terminally pedantic among us down.

Delightful as all this is, I do hope he's not going to eat them?!

So, Manufacturing Experts, why would those crumpet need to be marked - new recipe? speed of production? I'm intrigued... please share

Also, yes, agree with Perking, crumpets in numerical order and straighten those numbers up too please!