Thigh? Where is thigh?

[ProjectGainsborough]

I’m so confused.

Project tries to be brave but really she needs our help.

Thislido you're happy with your boiling oil as intruder repellent aren't you? We can sort you too if you like.

Being lost yesterday made me realise that we need to be prepared for Thursdays, new thread day. It's when we're at our most vulnerable. We must ensure no thister is wandering, eternally, crying in housekeeping.

Oh yes thigh I did realise it sounded as if we were banishing our larger thisters to the Thawaii when actually it is simply an advisement based on the slower paced way of life there and ability to wear a muumuu all day while lying around being fanned by a fuckboy, then cool off with a dip in the pool and have a luxury dinner on the beach.

If we have a vat of boiling oil lets not let it go to waste we can fry some chips, Mars bars and the tropical version from Thawaii the fried bounty bar

thigh we really do! I was SO disorientated! Even more so than usual!

I felt like I'd been flung of the safety of a luxury cruise liner into the thrashing, shark infested waters of fucking nowhere!!!

No wonder I cried with snot!

Small you have hit upon a new way forward though.

We buy Thawaii with crayoned Thighland Yen ¥ and we are a twin centre nation!

There has to be an island we can banish "husbands" to. Where did those kids in "Lord of the Flies" end up? We could recreate that with CCTV and no rescue at the end.
The kids are already getting shipped off to Centre Parks, which I have to say is becoming more and more like Jurassic Park with the collars, the fences and the uncivilised manners

Dangly i was so upset for you, but you saved me with your willy willy not.

Yes in Thawaii you will be known as Thaii

Getting Bikini Atoll? Didn't they do nuclear testing there? Also the husbands will hear the word Bikini 👙 and agree to go.

Yes thigh I knew my willy would guide you home!

Someone upthread asked how many willies I need, but the answer is loads.

Example - for my act i need all different shapes and sizes to appeal to all different punter's kinks.

Sometimes I give them out to my dear thisters to poke people in the eye with.

Sometimes we ALL just need a guiding device fueled with the divine energy that is thigh, just so that we know which way is up! And that, thisters, is my willy.

Dangly you did it Thigh Way.

Is it schrodingers willy though? Willy willy not or a full time stick on willy?

We can drop the 'husbands' off on our way to Thawaii for a visit to Plornish. When I say visit we would not be guests as we would all stay in different hotels and only communicate by thifi. Dangly can harvest some willies from the Hs when we drop them so she should be happy too.

And that's me amused for the rest of the day

Willy can be anything you want him to be thigh

Small can't Plornish just come to Thawaii? It's time we all had a holiday, i need a rest from all this lying down. How do we go on holiday together whilst remaining asocial though?

Willy Harvesting!! It's our new thing!!

Oh Small I th'love you!

Omg Getting a willy willy is even better than a willy.

Where have they been all my life?

But would they stick on?

They tend to come and go as they please Danga. A thousand foot willy willy is hard thing to tame

I like it!

Welcome, Plornish! Your commitment to Thighland will be the happiest day of your life. Sorry you are beset by divorce problems, but perhaps you have a kindly parent or friend who can feed you snax while you look for the paperwork? I have seen off two son-in-laws in my time, sadly before I knew about the river, and it really is small time pain for Long term gain! Btw if you do not need to be mentally alert during the meetings, thislido has an excellent solution in Fake Eyes. Just stick or draw some Fake Eyes on your eyelids, then you can drift off for a bit. Good luck!

Yes thigh we do need a holiday from all our hard work. As I suggested we could all stay in different hotels or the same very large hotel and communicate only by thifi. We may wave at each other in passing when we take the air in our mobility scooter on an evening.

Brilliant small we will know it's us because we will all be in slankets or hospital gowns.

Indeed we will be able to complete missions and make sure each other is well-fed and lying down by our thifi connection.

You are a small genius small !

Willy harvesting Small now that is v Thigh. I think I'll stick mine in the middle of my forehead.