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Thigh? Where is thigh?

999 replies

ProjectGainsborough · 07/03/2019 20:30

I’m so confused.

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PettyLaBelle · 15/03/2019 06:42

Living Doll is an excellent choice.

TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

PettyLaBelle · 15/03/2019 07:11

I’m also hearing Danger Zone as I swoop in on DragonFox.

PettyLaBelle · 15/03/2019 08:13

Or this? On a roll now.

(Hope this works)

DanglyTassles · 15/03/2019 08:27

Haha that one is so very thigh Reg .

We could have a boogie/moshing sesh on the Dragon/Fox later, it is Friday after all and we've all had a gin.

PaulineBot · 15/03/2019 08:34

Looking for Thigh are you?

Well let me tell you we are now best friends or I have killed her.

I want you all to be my best friends now, I have much to offer. I can teach you a new way to live.

Thigh is a Fat Old Slag and nobody likes her, why have you been following such a loser and hag?

PaulineBot · 15/03/2019 08:44

I have free demi waves, Marie Kondo books and classes, self improvement workshops, free gym membership.

You can have your colours done and a make over. What's not to like?

All you have to do is pledge your allegiance to me.

pineapplebryanbrown · 15/03/2019 08:50

Please help me, I was watching the TV and saying "they're here" to the screen like normal.

Next thing I knew I was having my chin waxed, Naked likes my beard. I'm so very alone, I'm choking on the stench of a mysterious perm.

PaulineBot · 15/03/2019 08:52

NO - go back, you're eyebrows are disgusting and you MUST have them shaped.

I'm running a beauty salon here and a bit busy with some customers who really like me.

CarolinePooter · 15/03/2019 08:55

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

THIS IS WAR.

WATCH OUT, PAULINEBOT , THERE IS NO HIDING PLACE!!!

PaulineBot · 15/03/2019 08:57

Oh Pooter you look so haggard, come - I have some free beauty treatments for you. You will look your best for your man, it's what every lady should do.

DanglyTassles · 15/03/2019 08:57

thigh !!!!!!!

So happy you're still alive!!! FUCK OFF PaulineBot you abomination of all that is thigh!!!!

We are coming to save you on our DragonFox thigh hang tight!!

PaulineBot · 15/03/2019 08:58

I just want to be friends Pooter, best friends. Where's the harm in that? I have Enya tickets.

DanglyTassles · 15/03/2019 08:58

Pooter stand back, I am going to terminate the whore!!!!

MrsCatE · 15/03/2019 09:00

Sing Thigh SING!! BORN FREE, 'TILL SOMEBODY CAUGHT ME AS FREE AS THE WIND BLOWS We WILL find you and rescue you from that evil Bot! Getting release the pigs!! We're all coming on DragonFox (may need a little nap after carousing all night and drinking Gin) and Elsa on her way!

PaulineBot · 15/03/2019 09:01

Dangly I am not a whore. I'll have you know that I didn't even hold hands with my husband before marriage, that sacred union. I saved myself for my wedding night, when my father gave me unto my husband.

Thigh was a whore, but she's dead now. "Here lies a useless fat old slag".

ALargeGinPlease · 15/03/2019 09:03

PaulineBot, you can never replace Thigh in our affections, Thigh showed us the way of the Slanket and the Snax. We are her disciples. Any of your hideous "beauty" treatments will just martyr her in our eyes. Release Thigh Now!

PaulineBot · 15/03/2019 09:04

I have free perms, and mani-pedis.

Come, let's be friends.

DanglyTassles · 15/03/2019 09:06

Aaaaaaagh i keep missing!! I'm just so unfit for some reason!

Oh it's no use, I need to lie down! I'm puffed out! Can someone please terminate PaulineBot

Thigh I know you are alive, I feel it in my inner thigh! I did think you'd died of meglamania at one point, but I was reassured you taken your meds as usual.

ALargeGinPlease · 15/03/2019 09:08

Stand clear everyone, I've released Thigh's shitting pig into the salon.

CarolinePooter · 15/03/2019 09:10

MrsCat , put some granny pants on quickly, or she'll be after you with a machete.

thigh wait for us, we already on our way. Reg knows techy stuff, M3 can organise huge events, gin has psychic powers , I am old but wily.

Best of all, dangly can PISS ON DEMAND. I had asked her to sneak into Parliament and piss on Penny Mordaunt's foot, but that can wait for another day!

PaulineBot · 15/03/2019 09:14

OMG there's a pig here in my salon, eww it's pooey. Why do you all swear so much? It's not ladylike, i think you all need deportment classes too.

Come, come to my modelling school.

PaulineBot · 15/03/2019 09:16

Thankfully i have a Dyson Animal and have dispensed with that pooey pig.

CarolinePooter · 15/03/2019 09:19

And PaulineBot you will never improve me!! My man is grateful for every crumb of loveliness I can manage. If anything it is HE who needs a makeover! I haven't seen his naked face since 1975 and his bum is defiantly nay, joyfully, unwaxed

PaulineBot · 15/03/2019 09:19

Let's go to ballet lessons together! That would be so fun and help with getting your elegance levels up, yay fun!

pineapplebryanbrown · 15/03/2019 09:23

I've escaped the salon Cabal - I found the pig (thanks Gin) and sliced open PB's hoover to free it.

We both bit PB a lot and permed her hands and feet together.

She kept calling me a Fat Old Slag and, weirdly, I don't think she meant it as a compliment.

She is one loony bitch.

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