Thigh? Where is thigh?

[ProjectGainsborough]

I’m so confused.

ohhh skips and skittles....breakfast of champions.

Nothing can possibly go wrong on a day that starts with skips and skittles!

gin if you relax very thoroughly then possibly you will enter a trance, and see helpful clues in your mind's eye. Are you seeing anything about snax at all? Keep dozing, you are our eyes and ears!

dangly that's a great series of identikits, the police will pick her up straight away!

M3 my only worry is that she may have wedding jitters

I'll be round to pick everyone up. DragonFox is very well stocked so we can nap and eat the whole time.

Fantastic Reg see you soon!

Hey I do hope she isn't in prison for murder or anything? 🙁

Thanks reg , just packing my thermal slanket!

dangly if she is in prison for murder then it's either NDN (crime of passion) or Pauline (self defence) so all good either way!

She's beautiful! No wonder Naked is marrying her.
I can now enter my trance, fortified with many snax, warmed on a dragon's back with that vision of loveliness in my mind's eye.
Wake me up when it time for a meal.

Sleep tight dear gin

What's going on??? Where is our most benevolent dictator? Has she been sent to MN Lubyanka for previous goadiness? Isn't it suspicious that Getting is missing too? Could she be Pauline?????!!! WAIL!!!

How are our valiant dragon soldiers doing in their search?

I was do looking forward to see the Bride and Bride in their magnificent pissy wedding slankets.

Oh, and wedding favours; bags of monster munch, obvs.

MrsCat thank goodness you're here! Could you get on the Dragon/Fox when it comes around your way and help us to look for her (and eat this mountain of food) please?

It's very important we find her before the wedding or poor naked will be heartbroken!!

Will do .

Naked is missing too? Or is she in hiding, humiliated at being jilted at the altar?

Naked Noooo!!! There has to be an explanation, either kidnapping or death so feel better, at least it not you.

MrsCat hop on, I've packed a picnic. Sandwiches, battenberg cake and a massive flask of tea. Sad that thigh is AWOL, but I'm always up for a jaunt!

Ta very much CP I'll bring the Gin. Dragon / Fox is self aware, self drive and run on sustainable energy (tax free) so we can all get pissed too!

Well that is wonderful news! Mines a treble please MrsCat

I always like a good playlist on a journey! First up, the Kinks and The Beach Boys ;-)

Oooh yes, what about a little bit of Cliff Richard !

Perfect!

Perfect!

Posting hiccup!

I wonder what *thigh"s favourite Cliff song is?

I've got ice and lemon, can I have a large one as per my username.
My trance did not bring me any luck finding Thigh, but I did have some lovely dreams, mainly involving monster much, so not all bad.

Trebles all round! Thigh (and citizens of thighlands') family favourite Cliff song would be "Living Doll". In honour of past shizz involving haunted mannequin stuff plus Reg/Patty

More for rescue playlist. "Since you've been gone" Rainbow. "Born to run" The Boss. "We will rescue our Thigh" We be Dragons (MNers)

Could you imagine fun it was ok to reference Mr G Glitter or Mr M Jackson anymore? "Leader of the Gang"?, "Smooth Criminal" Anyone?

"Thigh, are you ok?
So Thigh, are you ok, thigh?"