Thigh? Where is thigh?

[ProjectGainsborough]

I’m so confused.

@Dangly Tassles Bastard Cat is angry; you dont want to get him angry

I have left the Pauline Take a Break cover in his litter tray and he has made his displeasure obvious, by shitting all over her face.

I have tucked a link to Mrs Hinch's website into his collar and released him to 'find'. He will not return without evidence - I expect a ripped out cat's bum mouth or an excel spreadsheet re cleaning schedule. His paws are handy with a Mouse and he's au fait with MS Office.

Yes Dangly we need our 42 lbs of flesh to make up for that scooting, she aggressed and dusted you. Pooter why no kill? Flesh!

Getting Our revenge is silent but deadly. I do not know this Bastard Cat but I like his attitude. Thigh I am considering going postal but I'd have to spend some time in AIBU first, to brush up my murderous rage. I was trained in unarmed combat when I was a Land Girl, but my skills are a bit rusty.

Dig for Victory Put that Light Out

‘Why no kill? Flesh!’

It’s such a lovely motto. Does anyone have the skills to put that on one of those motivational quote backgrounds? I’m thinking a beach and palm trees or maybe a man on a mountain gazing thoughtfully into the distance.

Project A really uplifting motto i think, but must be mindful of the grammar.

Why? No kill flesh! Sissy but bossy

Why no kill?! FLESH!!! Cool, Thigh

Did M3 come over? She was taking off her corset, poss rubbing bunions too. Just like old Vicky Beckham.

I left my corset in AIBU and passage through the portal between worlds burned the rest of my tattered undergarments clean away....

Could anyone lend me slanket?

Here's one with some old butter dripped down it. Welcome back!

M3 clean? We piss in our slankets here.

I've been wondering. Did Dangly call herself Dangly in the hopes that someday she would get a stick on willy willy not? If so, did she invent me so i could invent Thighland so she could have a stick on willy?

Peekaboo 😱

If you are going to kill someone again, can I suggest you feed them marzipan and roll them in the chocolate river. You will have the loveliest meaty Easter egg to snack on. 👋

Thank goodness I found you! I was out for some snax and drinks when I took a wrong turning (as i said i have a terrible sense of direction) and ended up on a thread about Kate Middleton in AIBU. Luckily I know all about her and some other Royals so I was able to tell everyone all about them and I then managed to get a passing chat user to give me a lift home to Thighland.

oooooohh....bonus butter, slimy yet satisfying!

I did stop to collect Snax at the rest stop in between AIBU and here...but the facilities were occupied by a gang of gothic vampire wannabes doing lines of pepto-bismal....I thought I could probably take them if it came to it, but I'd just had my nails done - you know how it is....

in short, I'm all good on the pissing my own slanket front, but thanks for the offer!

It's a rainy night in Thighland
Trying to find a warm place to nap
A heavy rain a fall in
Thigh, I hear your voice. a callin'

A rainy night in Thighland
A rainy night in Thighland,
Oh, I think it's raining all lover the mums net

All together now......

Warning signs a flash in'
Scooters and busses passing through the night
The distant Joanna of a ' husband'
Seems to play a sad refrain to the night.

Chorus

Pauline still does the hoovering
Gets her butt bleached just the same
No matter how you justify it
She still comes out inane

Chorus

Find me a place in a slanket
Where I snuggle down to snack some more
And in the night when I'm napping
And I'm maxing out my rest
I'm on the Thighway

Chorusto fade

Joanna = moaning

Joanna+moaning = all Naked's secrets slipping out subconsciously 😁

All lover the mums net? Is that how you met Joanna?

Nice rest of the song, btw

Danish meaty chocolate, I'll eat it. Is it like salt liquorice, strange and terrible but you have to eat it?

Small thank goodness you got the death bus back to Thighland, you'd be bleaching your bumhole in style and beauty next. Throwing off your muumuu and prancing around like you're in a Timotei advert.

M3 it's comforting isn't it, just pissing yourself and your slanket whenever you feel like it. Some of us have knocked holes through our houses to the outside and just stick our bums out for shitting. Also deters guests.

Naked your croons make me swoon. If you didn't have 5 kids and i wasn't banned from getting married again it would be you and me sister.

We'd fly through the stars on the back of a lion. I'd fondle your queue, you'd do sums. How we'd laugh at Schrodinger.

Cat has @BastardCat thoroughly shat up the magazine cover? Did you read the article first?

thigh get real! I am almond st permanently pissed!!! ☹️

Pooter now that we're reminiscing over your affairs with Molotov and Ribbentrop I'd like to ask you just how much you hate the little known phrase:

Keep Calm and Carry On

If someone bought me a mug with that on I'd certainly put them on the death bus route.

Do they spray paint it on coffins? Cos that wouldn't work.

Dankly are you trapped in Almond Street and pissed? Do you need help? A bariatric scooter? Oh, i forgot, you're thin now.