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Thigh? Where is thigh?

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ProjectGainsborough · 07/03/2019 20:30

I’m so confused.

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CarolinePooter · 09/03/2019 16:11

Project, maybe we should give her a few missions first, to make sure she is really loyal. Thigh will advise, she must have a shit list. Dangly, those men are just a waste of good food. They should have been reverse reverse Kondo'ed long ago.

CarolinePooter · 09/03/2019 16:13

But we have to snare her first. Let's not get ahead of ourselves!

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ProjectGainsborough · 09/03/2019 16:20

Good point Pooter, I just got too excited.

Dangly we still have the tattooed teacher, but I think we forgot to feed him Blush

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pineapplebryanbrown · 09/03/2019 16:34

SHANK WITH SHIV

SHANK THE SKANK

SmallFastPenguin · 09/03/2019 16:42

Wait we should give her a fair trial in the high court of Thighland for crimes against the state and high treason.

SmallFastPenguin · 09/03/2019 16:43

Do we have any lawyers here or someone who watches a lot of courtroom dramas?

DanglyTassles · 09/03/2019 16:51

Who was defended Ann Boley? We'll use them!!

DanglyTassles · 09/03/2019 16:52
  • Boleyn ffs
pineapplebryanbrown · 09/03/2019 16:53

I have been to TV law school 🏫 and most of the trials have been in Florida which is baaad news for criminals. But in Thawaii where our court room is I'm not sure if it's a death penalty state or not. People who surf and call each other Keanu are likely to be fairly peaceful.

pineapplebryanbrown · 09/03/2019 16:55

Fuck it, Thawaii has never even had the death penalty. Bunch of sissies.

We're going to need a new colony and we're moving our court room there.

CarolinePooter · 09/03/2019 16:58

thigh your anger issues are clouding your judgement. You are usually so merciful. We will find Pauline and turn her into a weapon to use against your enemies. Your revenge will be all the sweeter.

pineapplebryanbrown · 09/03/2019 17:00

Ok, I've done some legal research. Death penalty permitted in Barbados plus nice place for holz, double bubble innit? Second colony established. Tharbados.

pineapplebryanbrown · 09/03/2019 17:09

Pooter ok, then kill her after.

CarolinePooter · 09/03/2019 17:21

Thigh google perm lotion + bum bleach interaction. No jury in this or any land would convict. She has played a blinder.

pineapplebryanbrown · 09/03/2019 17:25

Pooter that message from Kim earlier - was it a dating profile? Sometimes things get lost in translation. Perhaps he and Pauline-Bot could meet and fall in love?

DanglyTassles · 09/03/2019 17:48

I'm with thigh - No mercy!

Beeeeeyaaaaatch had me SCOOTING! I lost THREE STONE!!!

I didn't know I was to end up bathing in a river of chocolate with my dear thigh and consume it all back again did I?

Plus an extra stone!

No mercy for PB!

Gettingnowhere · 09/03/2019 17:56

Whatever happened to Bastardcat?

DanglyTassles · 09/03/2019 18:04

Getting Oh yes!! We need @MrsCatE to tell us how BASTARD CAT is doing?

CarolinePooter · 09/03/2019 18:08

I think we should wait for the Monday postbag, to see if Pauline responds. She is famehungry and sex crazed, so the odds are good.

CarolinePooter · 09/03/2019 18:20

Meanwhile, any suspicious threads, please report to Thighland HQ (not bloody MN - That lot are just too trigger happy)

Be subtle. Remember Keep it under your hat.....Also, Loose lips sink ships

Kleptronic · 09/03/2019 18:21

It's def a tail not a willy willy not.

Thigh? Where is thigh?
Gettingnowhere · 09/03/2019 18:27

Have you shaved it Kleptro? Just to make sure?

Kleptronic · 09/03/2019 18:34

Actually no I've not shaved it but no wee has ever come out of it. And it's never pointed upwards. Even when I combed it. And it's never put itself on social media. Until today...oh shit it's a willy isn't it.

Gettingnowhere · 09/03/2019 18:37

If it's proud of itself, then I'm afraid it is, Kleptro

Gettingnowhere · 09/03/2019 18:38

Bringing bus to a limping halt outside my front door

Well, what a big fat waste of time that turned out to be. Feel like I've spent ten hours in AIBU reading about an avocado salad that didn't have any avocado in it, only it did.

When Keanu said there was a bomb on the bus, turns out it had nothing to do with explosives or red and blue wires or speedometers or running out of fuel or any of that action movie shizz. What REALLY happened was that he'd had six pints, been out for a curry, then had to take the bus home.

The "bomb" he was referring to was actually bubbling up inside him, waiting to go off at any moment.

But after 20 hours being stuck in a bus with a native of Thighland, he came to understand what true stink was. He finally admitted defeat and I've dropped everyone at home.

Sorry about the wasted sausages.