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Thigh? Where is thigh?

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ProjectGainsborough · 07/03/2019 20:30

I’m so confused.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 08/03/2019 23:04

Danish he must have enough Penge. Why does he do those stupid commercials? I think his wife made him do it.

pineapplebryanbrown · 08/03/2019 23:05

Pooter gender neutral my arse, I'll have none of that PC nonsense here.

CarolinePooter · 08/03/2019 23:06

But It's all the rage!

ProjectGainsborough · 08/03/2019 23:06

My gender is slanket

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DanglyTassles · 08/03/2019 23:07

Danish well the thing is Getting told us there was s bomb that would explode if she took her foot off the accelerator and so thigh jumped on and attached herself to the windscreen in support but it's not safe because Pauline, the hoovering beeeyatch, is after thigh's blood to turn her into a Pauline-Bot which she nearly achieved last time but thigh rode away on a lion!

So I went out on next doors child's scooter and the rest you know!

Anyway I can tell you that in the flesh thigh is a 'well fit bird' as we say in the North!

pineapplebryanbrown · 08/03/2019 23:07

Project try harder, something about shrieking and oiled locks.

Iamdanish · 08/03/2019 23:07

Women's day... And say 💪

ProjectGainsborough · 08/03/2019 23:09

I just knew thigh would be fit

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pineapplebryanbrown · 08/03/2019 23:10

But Danish raises a very good point. Where is the bus going maybe somewhere amazing. I once went to a chocolate factory where you bought ice cream then put as much topping on as you wanted. Melted chocolate, melted marshmallow, melted caramel, pieces of chocolate 🍫

CarolinePooter · 08/03/2019 23:10

LGBTQS

pineapplebryanbrown · 08/03/2019 23:11

Danish every day is women's day in Thighland.

Iamdanish · 08/03/2019 23:12

Dangly put a brick on the accelerator and you can all come down back the bus to me, then we can all eat chocolate, if not going to chocolate camp 😢.

DanglyTassles · 08/03/2019 23:12

thigh do you think you could ask Getting to stop by a chocolate factory now we are already out?

We can kill Pauline later.

pineapplebryanbrown · 08/03/2019 23:12

SLBTGQ

DanglyTassles · 08/03/2019 23:13

Yay danish has it!!

pineapplebryanbrown · 08/03/2019 23:14

Let's go to the chocolate factory and kill tomorrow. Shall we?

ProjectGainsborough · 08/03/2019 23:14

I’m not writing poetry. Threads die when people write poetry

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CarolinePooter · 08/03/2019 23:15

Thigh you are correct. Slankets have risen up the hierachy of oppression and now get top billing!

Iamdanish · 08/03/2019 23:15

Abbreviations are soo yesterday - almighty thigh how about SLUTSFOREVER

pineapplebryanbrown · 08/03/2019 23:16

Yes, now in this chocolate factory let's swim in the chocolate. Rivers of chocolate. Like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. We are all Augustus Gloop, without the painful end.

DanglyTassles · 08/03/2019 23:18

Well this is a very happy ending as they say in the trade!

pineapplebryanbrown · 08/03/2019 23:18

Danish you are awesome! I agree, abbreviations are soooo boring, and confusing.

You have saved our bacon 🥓 tonight, because you are Danish and you understand pigs.

CarolinePooter · 08/03/2019 23:18

Oops hierarchy, I mean. Old eyes, time for bed.

pineapplebryanbrown · 08/03/2019 23:19

Yes, we can all sleep safely tonight because Danish loves us again.

pineapplebryanbrown · 08/03/2019 23:21

Goodnight my dears xx

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