What is the worst thing your pet has done?

[Elnudzio]

I would say either ripping up the book I borrowed from the school library or peeing on my brother's bed during heavy rain.

Knocked off an external harddrive off the shelf corrupting every file including photos.

Reminder to all: always backup

Got in the kitchen at Christmas and knocked the turkey onto the floor then sat there eating it.

Our shar pei chewed my passport 2 weeks before flying to a wedding abroad.. second dog which we rescued French bulldog chewed some tickets to an event a few weeks ago which arrived though the post. Frenchie has also chewed all of our remote controls.

Ate the tongue from three different kids shoes, all new ,all kicked off under the trampoline.

Stolen a live chicken from somebody's garden on a dog walk (thankfully returned unharmed, though with a generous coating of saliva)
Stole a mince pie and ended up on a drip at the emergency vet on Xmas day
Jumped on the table and ate DS's dinner when he went out of the room for 30 seconds
Threw herself out of an upstairs window (in fairness, that was more chaotic stupidity than naughtiness)

Our amazingly gorgeous chocolate lab ate the (£1,000) kitchen floor!!! We claimed it on insurance (thank you Sainsbury’s!!). We waited 6 months before getting it redone. He ate the new floor within a month!!

Bit my boob.

My friends dog ate cat poo from the litter tray. Then licked her face, which is when she realised what he’d done. 🤮

curled out a big poo on the Vet's desk

Ate a massive hole right in the middle of our new bedroom carpet.

£400 vet bill AND a new carpet, that cost.

Ate my Prada shoes when he was a puppy. To be fair, I shouldn’t have left them out...

Eating the other dog's poo and then vomiting it back up all over the kitchen was a pretty low point.

Stole a blind lady's white stick and legged it round and round the park!

Brought a live mouse into the house. Played with it a few times and watched it run off.

According to my children my lab made 8 slices of toast with butter and marmite on Saturday afternoon when I was out for a run (and didn't tidy up).... 🙄

Oh God! Owner of a brand new puppy here, and I'd forgotten about all this potential shit... For now, she's pretty cute and worst thing she's done so far (9 weeks old) was steal the cat's food today.

Last winter, whilst having exercise time in the utility room our then baby guinea pig disappeared. It took DH most of the day to dismantle a fixed floor to ceiling cupboard to rescue her from behind it.
This winter, now older too fat to get behind said cupboard, she went missing yet again. 45 minutes later, with me sobbing rather pathetically, she was discovered stuffed into the toe end of a welly that had fallen on its side.

The elderly guinea pig regularly pees on DH, nods off and then wakes with a startled wheek!

Ds queued for 4 hours for the release of a new xbox game some years ago. Left it loading for hours etc.
Sat down to play it and ddog wagged her tail and switched the console off!!
I feared for her life tbh!!
She has never been a destructive ddog.
Unlike our Husky...
Dh decided to fit some lino as a surprise.
I just laughed when I saw it all lovely and fitted.
I foresaw this..

Shat on my duvet.

Didn't realise until I'd started making bed (honestly, no smell) and I gripped the duvet in both hands and with full vigour, gave it one almighty lift and shake (technique known by all bed makers).

Cue cat shit flipping itself off my expensive down duvet at maximum velocity and landing with a wet splat, flat onto an oil painting above my bed. Disclaimer: we are not well off but a very elderly relative left me a magnificent oil painting (estimated value 5k) in their will, which I'd lovingly placed above my bed.

The perfectly circular cat shit splat has to be carved off my painting with painstaking patience and despite not doing it any long term damage that I know of, has now rendered my art work with the nick name "Cat shit pic".

Cat slept downstairs from there forward.

Still baffles me about the lack of smell, and the perfectly terrible aim of my duvet flickage.

Ate a poo out of my daughters potty the second that I stood her up to wipe her bum 🤮

My rats ate through the WiFi power cable this morning 😭 computer cables of various kinds have been the main issue.

A few years ago we were staying with friends for a few months and the little sods destroyed a gorgeous bed set.

A few months ago they managed to destroy the centre panel and two of the red and white panels of my versión of the blanket I've posted a picture of when I was cleaning their cage out I started it when heavily pregnant with DD and it took me a year to complete as it was so fucking tedious so I was really annoyed at myself for leaving it so close to them! I still haven't fixed it.

Shat on my bed 😱😷

As a puppy the dog walker telephoned yo day she’d arrived to a snowstorm in the lounge - puppy dog had ripped open the sofa and pulled out a significant amount of stuffing .

Attacked my friends and family (repeatedly, for years)
Savaged my cats (repeatedly, for years)
Attacked me (repeatedly, for years)

Literally the most evil cat I've ever had, she died last year but I miss her so much

Stole a steak from a chopping board where it was sitting seconds away from going into the pan. Dragged it around the kitchen floor until it was nice and dirty. Did not even have the manners to fucking eat it, once he’d ruined it for me.

Put deep scratches in a £1000, six month old leather sofa. Lots of them.