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What is the worst thing your pet has done?

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Elnudzio · 05/03/2019 18:57

I would say either ripping up the book I borrowed from the school library or peeing on my brother's bed during heavy rain.

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JRMisOdious · 06/03/2019 10:49

Many years ago, my then cat and I moved in to my husband to be’s house. She took a dislike to it/him,don’t know which, and used regularly to poo in his slippers Grin

QuietNerd · 06/03/2019 10:53

Puking on the bed at night.

Puking on clothes if I leave them on the floor.

Jumping on my stomach as I was just out of hospital after having an abdominal hysterectomy.

JaneEyre07 · 06/03/2019 10:56

My DD left a big bag of shavings for her hamster out on the stairs......I didn't realise so let the dog and puppy have the run of the ground floor while I popped out.

I was only gone about an hour but came home to find shavings greeting me like confetti at the back door and going the entire way through the house.

Bloody puppy............. and he shredded my debit card.

outpinked · 06/03/2019 11:03

Honestly, so much. I wanted a cat because I figured they’d be independent and relatively easy. Turns out I got the cat from hell, it sprays and pisses all over. Once on my DP’s paperwork for work so he was mightily pissed off. Once on the MacBook charger, once on my earphones which totally ruined both things because the stench just wouldn’t lift. On curtains, rugs, bath mats, countless door mats, DC’s clothes and toys, beanbags etc etc. All had to be thrown away and replaced.

Spent a fortune replacing the bathroom floor in the old house because of the cat 🤬. Not a fan, want to give it to a shelter but DS is enamoured by it and I feel guilty.

Also want to note I have tried literally every product on the market to get it to stop, nothing has worked. Have spent a bloody fortune on the ‘independent and relatively easy pet’ Hmm.

ruby1234 · 06/03/2019 13:24

Various dogs....
One ate a 6ft length of tinsel - was interesting when she came to pooh it out, we had to pull it and it just kept on coming.
Another one found a decomposing sheep absolutely teeming with maggots - rolled in it for ages, had maggots stuck in her collar.
One ate the chair legs off the dining room chairs, well actually only chewed through them a bit. We only found out when we sat on them and they gave way.

Neighbours dog ate a whole Christmas cake - interesting poohs followed complete with plastic Santa's and robins.
Friends dog ate a whole massive catering size tub of margarine... fab frothy yellow poohs for days.
Endless other things, mostly involving something disgusting eaten and then passed through.....

FrozenMargarita17 · 06/03/2019 13:28

Shit on my lovely new sofa. Little bastard.

PlumCakeChica · 06/03/2019 13:33

DDog - pinched a bag of kale from the Guinea pigs, ate the lot and vomitited bright green sick down the side of a cream sofa. Still love her though ....

Sophisticatedsarcasm · 06/03/2019 13:54

My puppy jumped on the kitchen counter and ate half our gammon 🙈

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 06/03/2019 14:25

No2 dog once found half a dead - very, very dead - seal wedged in the rocks by the beach. First off, she tried to drag the runny corpse out to bring it home, and when she couldn’t do that, she rolled in it, long and luxuriously.

She smelled so bad that even No1 dog, a Labrador, didn’t want to be close to her - and dh had to bring the two of them home on the train! Luckily they were alone in the carriage and it was a short journey.

When he got her home, having brought them back from the station in the car with all the windows right down, dh’s genius master plan was to bring the dog, coated in runny dead seal goo through the house, upstairs, through our bedroom and into our en suite for a shower. I vetoed this suggestion most strongly, and poor No2 dog was shampooed and rinsed with the hose outdoors - twice!

This didn’t completely remove the smell, but reduced it enough for me to allow him to bring her through the house to our shower - but we had run out of dog shampoo, so had to,use Lynx - but a dog who smelled like a teenage boy was a huge improvement than one who reeked of Eau De Dead Seal!

MyBreadIsEggy · 06/03/2019 14:31

Pre-kids, we fostered an enormous husky for a few months before he could go to his forever home. He had a beautiful temperament, and was absolutely no bother as long as he got his 2 walks a day and lots of cuddles. On one of the walks, he decided that a bit of avian roadkill looked like a tasty snack Confused he ripped the wing off and had a good chomp before I could wrestle it off him. Got home and thought nothing of it....until I went downstairs the next morning to find my kitchen was literally a lake of liquid dog shit. The floor was covered, it had sprayed up the walls, up the cupboards - everywhere. Not really his fault, but I’ve never seen or had to deal with anything like it in my life. It was utterly foul Confused

In more recent years, my female cat can be a bit of a dick if there’s something defrosting/cooking down and she takes a fancy to it Hmm I made some cheese and bacon turnovers a few weeks ago, left them for 5 mins to cool down and she ripped the bacon out of every single one while they were still boiling hot and shredded the puff pastry all over the top of my cooker Hmm Twat.

mimibunz · 06/03/2019 14:36

outpinked Have you checked with your vet about the spraying and peeing? Your poor cat sounds miserable and so do you! I just wonder if it’s a medical issue?

DirtyDennis · 06/03/2019 14:47

Bit DH on the willy while he was sleep at 3am.

DH jumped out of bed shrieking which the dog thought was a brilliant fun game so started barking at top volume.

I then had to take the dog around the block to calm her down while DH inspected his willy.

I had to apologies to the neighbours the next day as I noticed their bedroom light on as I went out with the dog.

ALongHardWinter · 06/03/2019 15:48

Pinkywoo OMG! I know it shouldn't be funny but that did make me laugh!

novasglowx · 06/03/2019 16:03

Shat in my handbag, which I'd left open on the floor. Perfectly in the centre. Not solid. EVERYTHING inside was coated in chocolate mousse cat shit. Not a drop on the floor AngryAngry

WhatthehellisplanB · 06/03/2019 16:29

Our dog set our house on fire.
Greedy bastard was trying to steal food and knocked/ turned on toaster. Goodbye half our house.
Hurrah for insurance!
Hard to be angry with him when the fire brigade saved him.
Damn him and his big brown eyes!!

drinkswineoutofamug · 06/03/2019 17:02

Dog has eaten dinning room carpet. Plaster , wall paper , the back door, window frames and sills . She's a rescue and has some issues. But by reading some of these posts it's normal to have a deranged but adorable dog.

Pinkywoo · 06/03/2019 17:22

@ALongHardWinter I know, I was mortified! Fortunately the lady found it funny and wasn't in a hurry as it took 20 minutes to catch the little bastard (lurchers do love a chase game!).

Ronsters · 06/03/2019 17:30

Cat, shat on the floor as he missed the tray, I have a towel under it now. He brought a live mouse in to the house and let it go, then just went back out leaving me to deal with (caught it and put it back out, eventually).
My previous cat took exception to the litter I used in his tray, and pissed and shit under my bed.

mbosnz · 06/03/2019 17:31

So far our kitten has eaten: the family calendar, the kids homework (three times), my husband's amazingly important presentation, and she has also knocked over and broken a new bedroom lamp. She has shredded two sofas and one chair.

I think it's safe to say she's the most destructive cat I've ever had. No wonder her Mum was slinking around with haunted eyes when we went to visit her, and her breeder was so keen on us taking her Right Then. . .

Love her to bits though.

FloofyDoof · 06/03/2019 20:17

Ate an entire bromeliad plant, within an hour of me getting it into the house. It was on a shelf we didn't think he could get to. Luckily we're wise to his love of eating greenery and check thoroughly that any plants we get are not poisonous to the little furry pain in the arse.

Climbed into the dryer and threw up a fur ball, that smelt like actual death when the dryer was switched on Envy

Pywife2 · 06/03/2019 20:22

Beating up our neighbour's cat in their house. He believes the whole Lane is his territory and terrorises all other cats.

One day we went over because we were cat sitting, and our cat stepped out of a cupboard in their kitchen and stared at us as if to say 'What are YOU doing here?'

He's a white cat and went up into our chimney. You can imagine him stepping out onto the hearth rug.

Every Easter, he brings home a baby bunny and dismembers it.

TOADally · 06/03/2019 20:31

Cat ate several Clipper sleepy teabags and spent 24 hours swinging wildly between paranoia and totally fogged out.

Dog (ex farm) tried to herd toddlers at the park.

Freshly-washed African Land Snail escaped out of the tub while I was washing the other one. Ended up on the ceiling where I couldn't reach.

Historydweeb · 06/03/2019 20:50

DDog pissed and later shat directly into my best friends littertray. 2 separate occasions. (Clever boy 🙈)

cricketmum84 · 06/03/2019 21:39

@TOADally I had a cat that did this too! Phoned the vets in a panic and they said valerian has a similar effect on cats as catnip! Hence the stoned look she had on her face for a day or so 😂

TOADally · 06/03/2019 21:48

cricketmum84 They go mental, don't they! We keep the teabags in a metal tin now...

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