What is the worst thing your pet has done?

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I would say either ripping up the book I borrowed from the school library or peeing on my brother's bed during heavy rain.

Pulled a birds nest complete with freshly hatched baby blue tits through the cat flap. Grim.

My old cat, when I'd first brought him home as a kitten, did a poo on my duvet. Right by my face.
I was woken by DP telling me. Lovely.

Bless him. I miss that little fur ball. (He got hit by a car a few years ago. RIP fluffy little guy)

Beagle has done many annoying, infuriating, funny, things over the years but most embarrassing was when she was off lead in the park, she ran off, I called, whistled usual stuff to get her to come back, no sign, ran after her, rounded a hedge and found her downing the last bit of couples Jacket potato with sweet corn chicken and mayo. I was mortified, chap was actually sitting on his girlfriends lap he was that scared!
I don't let her off in open places any more, luckily we have an enclosed dog park that she can go off lead in.

Watchman if that's the naughtiest thing your beagle has done, you should probably check you've got a real beagle!!

Stole ornamental carp from next doors fishpond, chewed their heads off and left the rest on the living room carpet. There were 6 of them

My normally lovely cat decided and I do mean made a deliberate choice as she had been quite happily sitting in another room immediately before!, to run through to the bedroom jump up on the chest of drawers and lean over the edge above the clothes horse then proceeded to vomit all over my almost dry clean washing.

It's the only time she ever jumped up to vomit! She has since getting old been sick once on the windowsill but she was already sitting there so il let her off with that.

ginky that image made me laugh out loud.
One of mine once deposited small dead mouse in suitcase full of papers for court during the night. Needless to say I found it at court in the robing room next morning. Everyone there that morning (year’s ago) still remembers and we all laugh when coinciding in a case. Trouble is I had 2 cats at the time so could never ‘thank’ whichever it was when I got home !! Ornery lovely things.

I've had several cats over the years. Once, I had a few at the same time. I had ordered takeaway and while I was out of the room, they clawed open a polystyrene container and ate a burger between them, complete with spicy sauce and all. No adverse effects that I could see afterwards, everything fine.
Until the next morning.
I got up and went downstairs and was met with a scene akin to something out of a horror film. There was cat vomit everywhere. And I mean EVERYWHERE. Piles of vomit on the floor, vomit on the furniture, vomit up the fucking walls. I literally cannot describe my reaction. They were all fine, but I spent hours cleaning and disinfecting and mopping and airing the house out. Probably the single worst thing that ever happened.

I did have another cat, who took a dislike to resident cat and did the most ginormous sloppy shit into the bowl of biscuits after he'd eaten so they couldn't have any.

Well I thought my rescue/retired greyhound was destructive - till I read this post and realised she's actually pretty well behaved!

However - she has necessitated the re-seeding of my back lawn (digging holes). And she got hold of my glasses when I left them on the sofa for 5 minutes and chewed them into strange shapes. I bent them back as best I could and taped up with duct tape. A short while ago I decided she'd outgrown the destructive stage and treated myself to a lovely new pair of glasses........

Left them on the bed while going for a shower. She got hold of them. They are now wearable (after a lot of bending and tugging to get them back into a vaguely recognisable outline of a pair of glasses) but sit on a lopsided angle on my face. I can't face going back to the opticians so they will have to do. Bloody gutted though.

Pooping in the plant pot on the dining room table. Could smell it but couldn't find it. A friend came for coffee and pointed it out. I was mortified.

13 week old pup here...so far:
pukes in the car
pulled cables out of tv..
chewed dining room floor...
chewed corner of coffee table...
poohed behind tv, although to be fair very few toilet accidents so far..
chased cats if they run...wish they would just swipe her! If they stay still she just sniffs and they lick her!
Runs upstairs to steal the cat food...

Ashycat jumped up on my chest one morning, sniffed my chest.... paused, then bit my nipple. My DM asked if I told her off. I said she got the message when I sat bolt upright and screamed.

DM's Westie threw up in my bed. I came home pissed, stripped off and was about to dive in my bed when a voice in the back of my mind said "turn the light on" and I spotted it in time. He was given the nickname PukePaws thereafter.

But the piece de resistance was DM's Yorkie. I was looking after him and had friends round to dinner. He trotted into the living room, looked round and went up to everyone for cuddles and general praise for being gorjuss. He looked at one of the ladies and just started shagging her leg. We dragged him away and he seemed to behave. Then about 10 minutes later, her DH said that he couldn;t fault the Yorkie's taste.