Facebook selling post misspellings

[Hittapotamus]

Chester draws etc but chubby chic?? Shabby/chubby aren't even that close are they? Is there an accent they sound similar in?

No takers strangely enough

What a good value Nes table.

That nes table will go lovely in my liver room.

I saw 'neck lice' for sale on one a while ago! I'll pass, thanks.

Chubbychic should be my new username

I saw a 9 Carrot ring once and made some joke about rabbits and the woman went ballistic and didn't find it funny at all!

@Namechangeforthiscancershit go for it

I love that some sellers put 'needs a clean' because the grubby arses haven't cleaned whatever it is they're selling. But I digress...

I really want to wipe those Nes tables

That's what set me off Lived.

Doesn't anyone poof read? It's a dieting art.

Our local FB selling page is disappointingly grammatically correct today.

When people ask 'is this aloud?'

Doesn't anyone poof read? It's a dieting art.

Moles in basket

A lovely dress from Dorthony Perkins has just come up in mine.

I want baby moles in a basket. 😂

Baby moles

"5 birth caravan for sell with horning" is my all time favourite.

l once saw one which said something like "selling frig for my nan whos gone to live in a bonglo"....

lf l can find the photo of this one l'll post it. Picture of babies bottles with the caption (hopefully a typo) "UNUSED BOTTLE TWATS FOR SALE". l kid you not.

"Twats for sale"

Shamelessly placemarking for the lols I've actually lolled at some of these. 😂😂

Oh they mean 'teats' . That took me a few seconds

Size 1 twats 😂

Chester draws.