Facebook selling post misspellings

[Hittapotamus]

Chester draws etc but chubby chic?? Shabby/chubby aren't even that close are they? Is there an accent they sound similar in?

No takers strangely enough

Neckless.

Also shamelessly place marking

LOLOL

Baby moles

Gloucester!! Says it all!

It's a feckless neckless
Loving the size 1 twats

Actual lolling

I wish i could find posts like this but i live in a university town and everything is spelled impeccably!

Leaving table

This was a particularly good one recently

There are always a lot of frizzers for sale in my area.

Ratatouille garden furniture

Not selling, but on a Facebook group I'm on..
I answered with this photo.

''Dose enyone have ent advice on getting clients''

Had a browse on my local and found this,.

Gents mountine bike
£50

Mountine bike gents good condioton 16 speed

Manakin

Shouty but almost poetic..

''ISN'T IT THAT YOU CAN'T STAND THOSE
SWIRLS AND SCRATCHES ANY MORE?
EVENT WORST UNDER THE SUNSHINE?

SHOWROOM LOOKING AFTER OUR SERVICE .PROTECT YOUR CAR WITH OUR CERMAIC COATING , FULLY INSURED COMPANY.WE ARE PREPARED IN CASE OF BAD WEATHER ! MOBILE TEAM ! WE COME TO YOU LONDON AND SURROUNDING AREAS STRICTLY BY APPOINTMENT ONLY ! For quotation and booking PRIVATE MESSEGE PLEASE!''

As well as friz frizzers and 3 draw filling cabinets, there's also the ever popular dinning chair.

Size 1 twats has just about killed me tonight

I saw this on Facebook and laughed so hard I nearly threw up. Best thing is people kept posting and asking questions like "Is he registered? Is he vaccinated? Where are you interested in buying"

The border collie/greyhound is hilarious.

A couple once asked me if my black and white whippet x greyhound was a border collie that had been shaved all over!

They seemed annoyed at me when I told them he hadn't been shaved as if they thought I was lying.

I called muslins muslims for a good six months after DS was born.
It came out one day when I said "pass me that muslim" and DP said "What? What did you just say??"
"Muslim"

Pmsl at the shaved dogs. I can see what they mean but surely there's a simpler explanation :)

Took me a while to figure out what they meant

Oh yes...

Love ratatouille garden furniture 😂