Facebook selling post misspellings

[Hittapotamus]

Chester draws etc but chubby chic?? Shabby/chubby aren't even that close are they? Is there an accent they sound similar in?

No takers strangely enough

It was Freecycle, not FB or EBay, but the best I've seen was a 'chez lounge' (chaise longue)

I had someone on a local group today selling a “selection of plates and bowels”.
Oh how I laughed!

Specific want -

''I'm looking for a red changing bag no other clour just pure red''

£350!!! Nothing wrong with it either apart from where Mr Nibbles attacked it

3 seater sofa, cuddle chair and foot stool
£350

Hey

We’re selling our DFS sofa because we are getting a new one in May. Only 3 years old. If anyone is interested please let me know. Originally £1500. Nothing wrong with it (a few scuffs around the edges and a corner missing due to bunnies - see last picture) only serious offers please. Comes with three seater, big swivel chair thing and foot stool and cushions shown in picture. Sofa has a premium sofa bed in it and stool has storage. Share away! Will be cleaned before handing over.

Only serious offers please
Deposit will be required to secure

When people put 'from a clean home' Still waiting for the alternative seller here. 'from a filthy rotting home' so why bother stating clean in the first place.

a year or so ago someone was selling a handmade full size coffin on fb.

Tootoocarmoon

I couldn’t understand why I couldn’t find any shelves in my local area, oh yes, because people post them as “shelfs” hmmmm

BEATUTIFUL 8 BERTH CARAVAN TO RENT BUTLINS

I've genuinely laughed out loud at these. I love this thread.

Cringing that fully grown humans have written these!

Most often seen in my area's groups:

Ladiys dress hardly wore
Brought for £100, just want what I payed
Babyes leggins

Childrens cloths.

do the children come with them and what do they clean?

These are up for sale on Facebook in my area....I mean WTAF?!! 😂

Bloody hell why don't they check the thing before they post

Because they're functionally illiterate and checking makes no difference. The prevalence of it is shocking really. (Only a proportion of it can be dyslexia.)

Still, when I left EXH and started from scratch, I got some wonderful eBay bargains by searching misspelt terms I can't say "ratatouille" would have occurred to me though.

What?

OMG those hairy stilettos

🤮

Wtf are those hairy fanny shoes??

@fog and @billy no idea why anyone would have them, make them? One of my friends messaged them (not seriously interested obviously) but she's yet to get a reply!

Howling with laughter at these.

Please God let there be a an internet video of the Speedy Collie attempting a sheep dog trial.

I nearly puked up my just eaten naan bread over those shoes.
Can't be real?! Did someone just empty their hair brush...

''The mirror is £20 is lovely big and heavy . The unit is £15 lovely codtion solid wood with draw''

Someone better tell them chocolate is possibly not too good for kitties....

''Cage
FREE

Hi I have staff for rabbit cage food toys bowl give away I would like only chocolate or some toys for cat thank you''

PMSL at the natural 'affect' pube shoes

WTF though. WTF.