Facebook selling post misspellings

[Hittapotamus]

Chester draws etc but chubby chic?? Shabby/chubby aren't even that close are they? Is there an accent they sound similar in?

No takers strangely enough

I see your freezers and raise you a reg and 3 big Bertha poofs.

Hi all

Don't forget to remove RL names and details from pictures before posting!

A bit of punctuation wouldn't go amiss sometimes

Not a spelling issue (and I can’t find the pic now) but my local selling site recently advertised a ‘Massive hook’! No other details, just ‘massive hook’ and a picture. It was indeed a very large hook! No idea what it was for or who would need one but the succinct description made me laugh a lot.

I’m sat in a coffee shop trying to laugh quietly... and failing! 😂

Can work out most of these but what are Bertha Poofs?

Oh these are brilliant 😂

Bongolos, twats for bottles, frezzers and Bertha poofs, just brilliant.

My personal favourite is when someone has died and they say "rip blahblah your wiv the angles now in heven"

We get lots of people using objects (like pairs of glasses??) to show measurements. Or this one!

Maybe if they'd measured it and not used the remote, it wouldn't have been too big for their room!!

My personal favourite is when someone has died and they say "rip blahblah your wiv the angles now in heven

Yes Acute and Obtuse

Big Bertha is the name of a giant beanbag or pouffe.

Thanks @Palominoo

Nicked off another Facebook group

An ejaculate sofa 😂

I don't even know where to start on this one. The description...

OMG love these, the Costa mug is SO special and SO vintage.

WithAllIntenseAndPurposes Oh my, is there really? Could you PM me a link to it please? :)

These are making me laugh out loud! Off to look on my local group

This just made me chuckle -

''Hi... does anyone here struggle with having no motivation or energy?

Request to join my FB group for a sample & more details! Link in the comments.''

Someone commented, 'I can't be assed to join'' and the OP replied, 'no ones forcing you, luv''

''red kettle, toaster, fridge/ freazzer, washing machine
£80

kettle £5
toaster£5
fridge/ freazzer £25
washing machine£30
microwave£10
or nearest offer need gone asap''

Also... Shabby shitc style nest tables

Should have proof read, given the mentioned literacy!

''Work form home, around your children and enjoy your job all while putting books into the hands of children!

If you have a passion for books, reading, literacy or supporting children’s education please get in touch to find out more!

If you are a teacher, TA, work in a nursery or playgroup get in touch to see how I can help you get free books!''

@TheLastQueenOfPop Ejaculate

There's this bargain up on ours today.

I remember a thread like this from a while ago. Someone was selling an ornament of Tootoocarmoon. Here’s a clue if you can’t work it out.

Not as dispicable as this spelling!

Tootoocarmoon