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I am a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I am unfettered by knowledge or training and can solve anything, no matter how trivial.

Please enter my advice clinic where you will find kindly Agony Aunt services. My rules and solutions are mostly as follows:

1. Lie Down
2. No Guests
3. No One is Too Fat or Too Thin
4. No One Gets Told Off

The organ harvesting sounds well paid but I am a bit squeamish about blood. I have considered Flu camp as a way to make money. It is a medical testing thing and I am quite good at catching diseases so this may be something I have a talent for.

Getting Hey, no need for disappointment, we could get the Very Large Thigh statue first and then thislido's one of a man fucking a goat second I imagine?

Small that is brilliant, now you are thinking outside the box in a blueskies way of thigh!

You could catch the Flu, get paid AND lie down for DAYS!! Over and over again for actual money to buy snacks and wine!

I like you Small you are already very thigh.

A very large thigh could be named the Thlondon thigh our version of the London Eye. Am I right in thinking Thlondon is the capital city of Thighland?

penguin I don’t have a dog (sorry) but I do have a badly behaved micro human, which is pretty much the same thing, so you’re alright with me.

They pay you to get flu? Why have I been getting it for free for years like an idiot?

I just googled thigh statues and they mostly seem to involve enormous phalluses.

Are they listening to us?

Small I like it but would need approval from the Thighlord herself to gain full approval as even I do not know if Thlondon is the capital city of Thighland?

Coooeeeee? Oh Your Thiiiighneeesss??? Please help us solve this thonundrum?

I'm going to protest against Thlondon on behalf of the international members of Thighland.

Sorry Small don't want to break th'rules even though there are none IYSWIM?

Getting I do actually feel th'same as am from 'th'North

Where is in th'middle of here and Australia?

Is it Danish?

I think we need something more Thigh

I suggest naming our capital "Couch"

I think that would be somewhere in Thafrica Dangly. I too am from thNorth and strongly object to Thlondon.

But what about Settee and what about Divan and what about Chaise Longue and what about erm erm Ormolu Clocks and Bevelled Edges.

OOOH yes I second 'Couch' as the capital of our Motherland-of-Thigh

I can picture Couch now surrounded by snacks of ALL description that are constantly replenished and a constant steam of wine/vodka/poison babbles beneath.

Klept I would have said Sofa first, but in truth Couch has all we need, and sounds so comfy!

That is fine I wouldn't want to be Thlondon centric the very Large Thigh statue is for all the people of Thighland.

Well I like Bevelled Edges meself. Although. Possibly a bit hard around the perimeter for Thightopia.

So now we need to settle our Capital AND our Statue, thigh what say you about these pressing political issues of state?

Oo yes I could go for Sofa, it's shorter to type and sounds like what it is, which Couch does not.

Oh and I also have another important question ...

Whose mum should I be having tattooed on my chest? I know I'm having all of your faces tatooed onto my face, but not sure now about the mum/chest one, I got confused during that bit?

Actually, now I think about it, Kleptro there's a "Couch to 5k" challenge thing people have been talking about.

I change my mind to Sofa

< mentally bounces on the sumptious cushions in Sofa >

Yes see that all the esses it really works.

Oh Dangly, just get Mother Goose or Mother Teresa or someone