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Original poster

Where the fuck is the fucking chicken?

83 replies

DappledThings · 22/02/2019 17:27

I came home about 9.30 this morning and unpacked the shopping. Had a double pack of chicken which I split and put one half in the freezer and one in the fridge.

I now need the chicken and it is nowhere to be seen. The freezer half is there but not the other half.

It is not in the bin, the recycling, the fridge or freezer, the shopping bag or any cupboards. It is not in the lounge or the study. There are no other adults here who could have moved it.

WTF? Where is my chicken?

OP posts:
6demandingchildren · 22/02/2019 17:28

behind something in the fridge. you put 2 in the freezer?

Original poster
DappledThings · 22/02/2019 17:29

Nope. Have quadruple checked both fridge and freezer!

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PlinkPlink · 22/02/2019 17:31

I was looking for my disinfectant spray yesterday. Looked everywhere. Not in the kitchen, not in the cleaning cupboard, not in the utility room, not in the lounge. Nowhere to be seen...

Until I opened the crockery cupboard.

Still have no idea why my brain told me to put it there.

Look everywhere, even the weird places 🤣🤣

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katmarie · 22/02/2019 17:31

In the drawer where you keep your freezer bags?

iklboo · 22/02/2019 17:31

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Squickety · 22/02/2019 17:31

It's with the packet of coriander that did exactly the same trick here a few weeks ago. It was on my receipt, I'm fairly sure it was in my bag and it got put in the fridge drawer, but by the evening....poof, gone!

DoodleCat · 22/02/2019 17:31

Bread bin?

RedForShort · 22/02/2019 17:33

Have you tried your underwear drawer?

Bittermints · 22/02/2019 17:33

Oven? Salad drawer in fridge? Do you have a dog? Could a fox have got in and opened the fridge and removed it? (OK, last is a bit of a stretch ...)

DoodleCat · 22/02/2019 17:33

Grin toilet?!

Iputthescrewinthetuna · 22/02/2019 17:34

Ooh a mystery thread!

Bathroom?

Original poster
DappledThings · 22/02/2019 17:36

No pets here. Now checked oven, bedrooms (although only briefly as trying to cook with grumpy baby and over excited toddler), dishwasher, washing machine.

OP posts:
1Violetcream · 22/02/2019 17:36

Have you got a dog?

Original poster
DappledThings · 22/02/2019 17:36

And bathroom. And airing cupboard.

OP posts:
picklemepopcorn · 22/02/2019 17:36

Is it in the cat?

LeekMunchingSheepShagger · 22/02/2019 17:37

It's with the ironing board

DorothyZbornak · 22/02/2019 17:37

It went off with the other posters ironing board Grin

labazsisgoingmad · 22/02/2019 17:39

oooh its getting spooky lots of things going missing if you find an ironin board there was someone looking for theirs!
look in freezer oven dishwasher cupboards

Arewehumanorbones · 22/02/2019 17:40

Back in the shopping bag....

flumpybear · 22/02/2019 17:42

Scarf man 😱

Blueuggboots · 22/02/2019 17:43

It's with the ironing board!!

Original poster
DappledThings · 22/02/2019 17:44

Well it's not where my ironing board is!

OP posts:
whatisheupto · 22/02/2019 17:46

Still in the car? Rolled under the car seats? How sure are you that you put one in fridge?

Original poster
DappledThings · 22/02/2019 17:48

It must have come in from the car because the other half is in the freezer.

Now worried it's somewhere hidden and is going to start going off and stinking. Gross

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Chimmychunga · 22/02/2019 17:48

Did you accidentally cook it and eat it on your sleep last night? Have you checked the bin for the wrapper?