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Where the fuck is the fucking chicken?

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DappledThings · 22/02/2019 17:27

I came home about 9.30 this morning and unpacked the shopping. Had a double pack of chicken which I split and put one half in the freezer and one in the fridge.

I now need the chicken and it is nowhere to be seen. The freezer half is there but not the other half.

It is not in the bin, the recycling, the fridge or freezer, the shopping bag or any cupboards. It is not in the lounge or the study. There are no other adults here who could have moved it.

WTF? Where is my chicken?

OP posts:
Whatthefunk · 22/02/2019 19:49

Did the ironing board not turn up yet??

whatstheplanphil · 22/02/2019 19:53

flumpybear scarfman Grin

labazsisgoingmad · 22/02/2019 19:59

alls well then phew

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MrsPear · 22/02/2019 20:01

Now you have found the chicken op can you please tell what I did with the 4 packs of part bake bread?!

Original poster
DappledThings · 22/02/2019 20:04

MrsPear They're in my fridge too.

And the ironing board.

And Shergar and Lord Lucan are hiding behind the butter!

OP posts:
Kittybelle123 · 22/02/2019 20:09

Thank you so much OP, I've needed this laugh today! Just RTFT and am happily chuckling so glad I'm not the only one to not notice the obvious!!

rumptifizzer · 22/02/2019 20:30

Brilliant thread OP glad you found it!

stayathomer · 23/02/2019 16:16

Phew op, glad its still gonna be edible!!

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