I can offer you solutions to all your problems *Title edited by MNHQ at OP's request*

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Do you have a problem? Bring it to Thighland and we will solve it for you.

After we have solved your problem we will nurse you back to full health and change your life for the better.....forever

Dangly I promise never to eat your angel fish. Indeed, if I ever turn up at your house saying I want to eat it, thigh said I could, BEWARE it is an imposter and you are probably going to be kidnapped like poor Laska.

Maybe fill your dressing gown pockets with snacks and wine just in case?

Tired, hot bath, neat gin. Not pregnant.

Luaa what about just a little kiss n nibble at the Angel Fish?

Honourable Thigh I am going to the Thermae Baths and the Healing Pump Room to become cleansed of the Taint of minor Chinese Dictatorness, to find new fuckboys, to drink wine and to eat Other People’s Monster Munches.
What would you like brought back to ease your troubled mind?

Well y"all seems I have much to catch up on but won't be tonight for am on the night shift.

I will however sing born free while blatting to jobs .

Unfortunately can't be more thigh at work. I will be having a long lie down tomorrow though.

How would Dangly know whether you just wanted a kiss until it was too late? We've all had lies re kisses 💋 let's face it.

Luaa I am glad about that and there really isn't a lot of meat on him in any case so you'd still need a few snacks after.

Thank you for telling me, I'll be ready for the imposter just in case I know you also need to take wine for nutrition and coshing.

I would say you are welcome to come round if you don't eat him (as yourself and not imposter of course, but sorry no guests in Thighland t'is th'law.

thigh if she tried to kiss Triangle I will know it's the imposter trying for a snack and will just cosh her with the bottle I prepared earlier!

Naked my woes are getting biggened by the hour! My secret vault is weak, my security officer rarely present, i feel danger at every turn. Please bring me more Kool Aid, a much stronger batch. And a trust lion to ride around on.

Trusty lion.

I'd quite like an archway made of aquarium with lots of tropical fish 🐟 swimming around being lovely. Unfortunately I'd need to let men o work in to do shizz to make that happen. Will make do with aquarium screensaver.

Hellen a lot has happened without you to serve and protect us. Thighland is under continuous threat from unseen forces. How can we guard against that which we cannot see? Please draw your weapon and protect us.

'It's done your Thighness

Times have so changed since the peaceful age gone by when you lay in your temple sanctuary and sprinkled wise motes on your adoring thisiples.

So. Many.Troubles.

We must regroup and clam our mighty Thigh. Offerings, songs and small mundane problems may help.

Calm not clam

Naked such wise words, the force is strong in you. I fondle your queue.

Luaa i looked up the vegan crème eggs, they're by Mummy Meagz

My queue is yours to fondle oh Mistress

The name'th Bond. hic Jameth Bond hic

I know Naked your queue is firm and so long.

Helen are you on a train?

The husband has just informed me that he would rather be a Fuckboy than a husband and that we have plenty of slidy Correx sheets in the Manshed.

He’s also brought me sloe gin and made me chilli for tea.

Dear Thighs is this a good or a bad thing?

GETTING where in the name of fuck and all that is Thigh have you been? Have you been drinking (no judgement) more than usual?

Oooh a Choo Choo twain. Why scientist naked

BHS did your. "husband" say the words Fuckboy or did you imagine it?

When did Hellen get on a train? She said she was doing a night shift.