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I can offer you solutions to all your problems *Title edited by MNHQ at OP's request*

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pineapplebryanbrown · 21/02/2019 18:07

Do you have a problem? Bring it to Thighland and we will solve it for you.

After we have solved your problem we will nurse you back to full health and change your life for the better.....forever

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DanglyTassles · 27/02/2019 15:43

Getting we have Hellen !!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/02/2019 15:44

Actually no, it's probs a silly idea since we're subversives n all to advertise our existence.

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Gettingnowhere · 27/02/2019 16:01

I agree with Dangly. Why do we need Cressida Dick when we have Hellen?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/02/2019 16:07

Tru dat, we have Hellen to protect and serve.

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Gettingnowhere · 27/02/2019 16:51

Yes, we have Hellen. And we have each other.

What a marvelous place Thighland is! We must all gather together to do everything we can to protect it.

I can hardly believe that less than two weeks ago, I was a lonely little pot-bellied elf crying to myself on Valentines Day with no "husband" to "make me happy". I believed I was a failure for being on my own and that nobody would ever love me because of my ear hair and collection of empty Monster Munch packs.

Then the Wonderous Thigh came roaring into my life. She opened my eyes to the possibility of belonging a world where women could be themselves. They could lie down, say "no" to guests, never be too fat or too thin and feed their husbands to pigs if they damn well chose to. Even a little pot-bellied elf could have wondrous adventures and ride on a lion without having the bum of a Kardashian.

Our world has faced many threats and they will continue. The kidnap of Laska, the chemistry set of the Dark Lord, the Rise of the Haunted Mannequins. But we must hold strong. Our world is changing. And Thighland is the new way.

Don't be afraid to show the world your Inner Thigh

Luaa · 27/02/2019 17:38

I'm afraid as the resident vegan, I'm going to have to say it's a no on marketing marinaded enemy sandwiches as vegan. Soz. Sell them as soome extra special meat like kobe beef or something. People will pay way over the odds then.

Gettingnowhere · 27/02/2019 17:44

What an excellent idea Luaa. Then we could charge even more Grin

MysticReg · 27/02/2019 18:40

I done a self-portrait. Or a art, as Jason Mendoza might say.

I can offer you solutions to all your problems *Title edited by MNHQ at OP's request*
Iamdanish · 27/02/2019 18:41

Luaa uuh Kobe beef, I would even buy some myself then 😁
By the way, bad business idea, soo much hard work involved, think I better try the chemical lime one 😇.
Does anyone have a bathtub I can borrow?
Or pigs, please send me flying pigs 😃.
Thank you so much for your help, a new world has opened up.
Will have a lie down.

Iamdanish · 27/02/2019 18:44

Wow Reg
You are so artistic and you don't have any wrinkles.
Jealous 🥺

MysticReg · 27/02/2019 18:44

The fuckboy is popping up to deliver some shit coffee and eye up my monster munch, and Bob is making a run for it in the light of all these paternity questions.

MysticReg · 27/02/2019 18:46

Potatoes tend to go greenish and sprout unpleasant things, which is certainly true in my case.

hellenbackagen · 27/02/2019 19:19

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What di miss??

Gettingnowhere · 27/02/2019 19:50

Ummmm, Hellen. We kind of, sort of, almost sent a lovely letter that Thigh wrote about the bat signal to Cressida Dick.

Gettingnowhere · 27/02/2019 19:52

Can you please deliver it for us and make sure the other police people don't put it in the Suggestion Box on the Third Floor? But just don't say it's from us?

hellenbackagen · 27/02/2019 19:53

The suggestion box on the third floor is safe....
No one ever goes to the third floor...

Gettingnowhere · 27/02/2019 19:56

My point was that we want the letter DELIVERED and READ, not just put in a dusty old box somewhere. Thigh could do that herself!! We need someone on the inside to make sure the letter is taken seriously

Gettingnowhere · 27/02/2019 20:11

Wonderful self-portrait Reginald. I love the spare ghost and the sausage fingers.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/02/2019 20:12

Exactly Hellen we want you to give that card about the bat 🦇 signal directly to Cressida Dick and tell us what she says.

I mean, i could pop it in the post myself but I'm no Wearside Jack.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/02/2019 20:13

AND Hellen where's our MOT certificates, spare cop cars and counterfeit money?

And guns.

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Gettingnowhere · 27/02/2019 20:16

And unicorns

thislido · 27/02/2019 20:17

Hello Thighland. A day of RL n shizz and I’m ready for bed.

Luaa surely if the enemy is themselves a vegan then it stands to reason that their meat is vegan.

Can some of the micro humans not make themselves useful and crayon us some money? We’re going to need those promotional slankets soon.

hellenbackagen · 27/02/2019 20:18

Bear with me thigh....I'm
Sharpening my pencils...

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/02/2019 20:21

Fuck me, i have to do everything myself around here. Arrange the weather, learn Estonian, learn Albanian, harvest and transplant organs, make cards, fight off forces of evil, make MOT certificates using crayons, steal cop cars, look after a lion. Did i miss anything Getting?

Honestly, RL might be a rest at this point.

Now you're all demanding i create an arsenal and buy loads of guns.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 27/02/2019 20:24

And where's my Dangly? Hmm? Has she run away? Won't get far in that slanket.

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