I can offer you solutions to all your problems *Title edited by MNHQ at OP's request*

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Do you have a problem? Bring it to Thighland and we will solve it for you.

After we have solved your problem we will nurse you back to full health and change your life for the better.....forever

He’s just asked for a screwdriver. When asked why he said ‘to pick locks’.

He’s not even bothering to lie anymore brethren.

Oooh YES thigh , two livers would be excellent!!

ProjectGainsborough star gazing my arse. I wonder what he's planning? Do people leave offerings on your lawn? Is there any strange chanting being drowned out by the noise of your main road? Has the Dark Lord in Training asked for Kool Aid to be included in the weekly shop?

I would say the evidence points to him being a cult leader and he is using the telescope to strategically plan his next battleground.

I wonder if they are drinking chianti at this networking thing.

with fava beans

I was the one who brought in the "No cat" rule, on account of them sitting in the doorway and tripping over our new Thiciples. I see I should have consulted with the great and glorious Thigh first

You make an excellent therapist thigh. (I was about to modify ‘therapist’ to make it begin with th-, but look, it already does!) Normally the patient lies down and the therapist sits but that can be modified.

Project was the Dark Lord born with a full head of hair? Does he have a birthmark behind his ear?

It’s no coincidence lido. we all need a thighrapist.

No birthmark but I found him muttering ‘redrum’ and talking to his finger recently.

Project did you make this "child" with your own body or was a jackal involved? Do photographs have strange markings on them when he is in them?

I'm sure there's nothing to worry about and he just wants the screwdriver to be a mechanic

Will draw not certificates for cash ....

Apparently therapists are not supposed to be prescriptive but to help you reach your own conclusion.

Well I think that's shite. I'm a keyboard healer and I will give solutions!

Lying down.

Hellen you get the same payment as me, your conscience will be clear.

Do some crayoning and make certificates, and money.

Getting if it helps LuaaCat never lays in doorways. She demands a seat on the sofa.

Sisters, do you realise that we are going to run out of thread again by Thursday.

One thread per week.

What did we do before creating the thigherapy?

Could we write offensive emails for cash? I’m sure there’s a market for it

Project yes! Yes, we could. We could sign them all from Barry the Slanket, in green ink.

Organ harvesting n Offensive emails.

That's where are talents lie.

Our talents, for the love of Thigh.

Tomorrow peeps....I will showcase my talents

We need a website. ‘Organ harvesting n offensive emails’ is pure clickbait.

Is Barry the slanket a pharmacist? Everyone knows pharmacists always use green ink.

Just thinking if he is then there might be some perks for us.

yawn
Just woken up from a pre-bed time nap.
What's been happening?