I can offer you solutions to all your problems *Title edited by MNHQ at OP's request*

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Do you have a problem? Bring it to Thighland and we will solve it for you.

After we have solved your problem we will nurse you back to full health and change your life for the better.....forever

But i will try, I'll call it "accessible art".

Cadre

We are on page 28 and it's Tuesday. We may have filled this thread by Thursday again.

One thread per week by my calculations. My phone has joined Thighland and autocompletes all of your names.

Now that MrsCat does the nightwatch perhaps i no longer have to sleep in my panic room. But perhaps that's what they want me to think.

To correct an earlier pre-coffee post, we do NOT have cats in Thighland. Bloody hell, nearly let the bastards in

Thigh I sent the children out to SCHOOL as instructed. The SCHOOL is now demanding the return of not only the children, but a small white band they placed on a child's wrist a fecking week ago, along with the library books, the homework and the petty cash tin. What should I do, Thiciples? I await your wise counsel.

Getting what is this small white band? A barcode? Place a post it note on child's forehead as a message to teacher saying "finders keepers, losers weepers" re return of items. You're not a fucking turnstile.

crossing fingers and hoping SCHOOL might do the same with children I gave them this morning

Getting pretty sure we do have a cat, Schrodinger's cat.

All this sunshine i have arranged (you're welcome) as brought to mind another coffer filling venture to go with our cards.

A lawn flattening service rather like "rent a ruminant". We go en masse in our slankets and roll around peoples gardens. We could spread the word of Thigh as we go.

Luaa would nibble the edges to beautiful effect.

I just never stop having great ideas. It's exhausting.

Thigh we both do and don't have Schrödinger's cat 😁

I like the lawn flattening idea. Farmers use rollers to flatten their fields as well. We could have glowing fields of golden Thiciples

Bowling greens, Wimbledon, Lords Cricket Ground

Oh Thigh, we are WAY too good at solving problems

Thank you thigh for this most clement February weather today.

Let me know where you want me to roll about and I'm there!

Luaa is the lawn edger.

Just thinking Dangly when you agreed to murder your. "husband" and remove the lion cubs by caesarean section did you remember to get his liver?

Naked's a scientist and could help with organ transplant. If she's busy i can do it. I have a spoon and a bucket, looks easy.

Selling "husband" organs could be another money spinner? But might draw attention to murder.

I'm excited about thew lawn flattening, genius. We could have promotional slankets with the rules of Thigh printed on them.

Is the panic room comfortable?

we also have lidocat but he is basically a dog in a cat's body. He likes lying down and slankets and the bath and the sun and he follows me lovingly about the house.

thigh whoops I completely forgot to murder dh, must have fallen asleep instead, will go do it and extract his organs for you soonest ...

Dangly the liver is for you. His teetotalism has driven you to drink, he owes you. Can you do the organ transplant yourself or shall I bring my bucket and spoon?

Fuck you're scary Thigh. Poor Dangly just wants to roll on some grass and you're like "Where's you husband's liver?"

Hmmm yes I did just want to roll about in the grass ...

Hmmm but I DO need a new liver because he drove me to drink ...

What to do ??

I know!! I'll have a lie down instead!

I'm not ordering Dangly to murder her "husband". I just saw a spoon and a bucket which made me think of organ transplants.

Is it your snack bucket?

Of course not, Thislido. Thigh's snack bucket is the size of Lake Victoria