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I can offer you solutions to all your problems *Title edited by MNHQ at OP's request*

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pineapplebryanbrown · 21/02/2019 18:07

Do you have a problem? Bring it to Thighland and we will solve it for you.

After we have solved your problem we will nurse you back to full health and change your life for the better.....forever

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hellenbackagen · 25/02/2019 22:59

Prosecco liberated. And Tyrell's crisps.

Kleptronic · 25/02/2019 23:02

Well in, Hellen lass.

Kleptronic · 25/02/2019 23:05

Or Hellen, person. Mustn't make assumptions. Or is this a matriarchal land only, oh, I don't know the rules.

What's the Thighland swear please citizens?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 25/02/2019 23:06

Naked writing positive cards is more difficult.

Congrats 🎉 on murdering and disposing of your late "husband"

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pineapplebryanbrown · 25/02/2019 23:09

Kleptro we've got winter national costume, an anthem, an emblem, a dance.

But a swear...I'm not sure.

Also summer national dress we're still deciding between naked plus sombrero and flip flops or hospital gowns.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 25/02/2019 23:13

Oh and a cuisine and constitution obvs.

Luaa is allowed to graze the pastures freely nibbling vegan crème eggs as she gambols.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 26/02/2019 01:01

Just re read my naked drawings thread. What possessed me to do loads of cartoons of myself and put them on that little known site MN?

Hellen's on there naked too, as coppercolouredtop - just saying.

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MrsCatE · 26/02/2019 03:28

BREACH, BREACH, FUCKING BREACH!!! GETTING, GET EMERGENCY SLANKETS AND GET TO OUR GREAT LEADER - NOW!!!

Later:

Well done all !

Emergency drill passed with flying colours! Getting and Hellen deserve special mention - effing ninjas. I was particularly impressed by Getting's aggressive hakka doble and Hellen's black leather catsuit.

Alls well

On another note; very impressed with Dangly's business venture however, would recommend artistic representation of BASTARD cat. He absorbs light and cannot be photographed . . .

thislido · 26/02/2019 08:03

What’s in store for Barry at work today? I’m looking forward to his performance review.

Gettingnowhere · 26/02/2019 08:05

Ditto *Thislido"

Gettingnowhere · 26/02/2019 08:07

Btw, we are still here to offer solutions to all your problems. Not just waiting around for the performance review of a bad mouthed slanket

Gettingnowhere · 26/02/2019 08:13

Oh, what a night. I'm exhausted. We still haven't quite solved my coffee delivery problem...
Actually, my DS has just solved it. He's suggested we move next door to a coffee shop.

thislido · 26/02/2019 08:14

Or above a coffee shop, then you could get a dumb waiter!

Gettingnowhere · 26/02/2019 08:17

MrsCat Cats are both light and dark all at once. The same way they are dead/alive, inside/outside, want dinner/don't want that dinner, in photo/not in photo. That is why we do have them in Thighland

Gettingnowhere · 26/02/2019 08:18

Thislido dumb waiter beats dumb Fuckboy

thislido · 26/02/2019 08:19

When searching for the drawing thread I noticed you and Thigh had been doing some outreach work on other threads.

Maybe we need some drawings of the problem solving. Like a catalogue.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 26/02/2019 08:40

thislido it pains me to see so many of our sisters still in chains. Worrying about husbands and cakes, their bums being too fat or too thin and whether to argue or throw dog shit and do a quick haka doble.

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Gettingnowhere · 26/02/2019 08:41

Or whether to "take him back" thigh. To the pigs, I say!!!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 26/02/2019 08:44

Getting I'd like a large dumb waiter that doesn't just go up and down. I could roll, gently, out of bed and press a button with my cheek muscle and be delivered to any part of the house.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 26/02/2019 08:48

Getting is MrsCats Bastard Cat.......

Schrodingers cat? Has someone opened the box and revealed him to be alive and he's pissed off cos he was trying to be enigmatic?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 26/02/2019 08:52

Getting i no longer acknowledge the phrase "take him back" you'll have to translate for me should a patient utter these words to me.

Especially since BHS fucked off despite, or perhaps due to, being multilingual.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 26/02/2019 08:54

Perhaps BHS has used her skillz and become a Triad and a Yakuza and the same time? Why not, it's empowering.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 26/02/2019 09:13

For those of you who do the school drive for your micro humans. I must counsel you, are these succubi ambulatory? Push them out of the house at 8am, it's enough. You must rest and get back to bed in your slankets. School are in loco parentis after all.

Your micro humans can get an uber if they have the funds.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 26/02/2019 09:21

Should you be living rurally and not have uber summon a passing barnyard animal and tether your succubi to it. Pop a post it note on micro human's forehead saying "SCHOOL".

No one can complain you don't care, you found a pen AND rope. It's enough.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 26/02/2019 09:28

Thislido i do like the idea of drawings to illustrate problem solving. They'd be so complex though with pigs, Fuckboys, plastic sheeting, integral garages, Barry the Slanket, Project's Dark Lord in Training, the Haka Doble, Elsa.

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