I can offer you solutions to all your problems *Title edited by MNHQ at OP's request*

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Do you have a problem? Bring it to Thighland and we will solve it for you.

After we have solved your problem we will nurse you back to full health and change your life for the better.....forever

Kleptronic learn from Project's fine thexample

Barry sounds brilliant. Have you considered a large dog bed for under your desk? Something suitable for a Great Dane should mean you could lie down.

I just drew the divorce card on my phone. Can’t locate the actual weight loss card she gave me.

Barry set his out of office to ‘fuck off I'm sleeping’

It was surprisingly effective.

Thigh re Marilyn Monroe. Funny you should mention her. I had a look on your other thread "Sexy blonde bombshell" was the first thing that entered my mind. Then I looked at the pics.

Dangly men's shirts have buttons, effort innit. I'm not saying it has to be hospital gowns. I'm ok with naked plus flip flops.

And a sombrero.

Wait, thigh has another thread? Is it the first thread or is thigh sharing her milk with non devotees??

Dangly of course. I was wondering what to do with all the shirts the pigs regurgitated

Project Thigh has a thread with her brilliant artwork. It's worthy of Michaelangelo

It was pre-devotees. She has not betrayed us

I think I need a "sorry your wife's a bastard" card for my husband. I just got annoyed with him for being near me, eating biscuits and grapes. Or should I just stay annoyed because he wasn't feeding me biscuits (though he knew I couldn't eat them as they aren't vegan)?

Maybe I'll just go to bed with my chocolate?

Where is the thread? I like pictures.

found it lido!

I’m on a train. Have spent my journey looking at self drawn pictures of naked women and googling ‘Marilyn monroe pink pubes’

I got a whole table to myself! Didn’t even have the get Barry to bark once.

Luaa grapes are vegan. I’d get out the plastic sheeting.

Did any of the teenagers escape today?

I was younger then, still maturing as an artist.

Please don't mature Thigh. You're perfect as you are ❤️

Thank you project!

I feel inspired! But also tired.

thigh I agree with getting you are perthect and your artistry hath always been gallant.

Also you looked very attractive in those self portraits, something I could only aspire to if I could only make even less effort!

Project they are, but I was moaning about how shut the grapes were at the time, so I think he knew it was wise not to offer me any.

I do have plastic sheeting and integral garage at the ready though.

Gettings I have a meeting with my boss tomorrow. I'll take my slanket to electroshock meet her. That should go down extremely very well.

Can I add to the card range with a positive slant?

Great you are leaving.

Good riddance < insert name here>

Delighted you're not here.

Good luck in your next interview.

Happy eternity leave.

And you expand the " bastard" range

You are a bastard < insert name here>. This one is available as an Engraved pen set too.

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Luaa if he didn't procure vegan biscuits for you I would say the card should read sorry for the biscuits not being vegan and for being a bastard.

Sorry for your loss, helen. I hope you've been able to liberate the prosecco.