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I can offer you solutions to all your problems *Title edited by MNHQ at OP's request*

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pineapplebryanbrown · 21/02/2019 18:07

Do you have a problem? Bring it to Thighland and we will solve it for you.

After we have solved your problem we will nurse you back to full health and change your life for the better.....forever

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DanglyTassles · 25/02/2019 17:04

Getting surely it's ok if it's in the name of funding Thighland?

Regular civies of the 'real world are quite the fan of finding a dh. There might be a few quid in it!

More in the spirit of thigh we could do 'Congrats on Your Thabulous Divorce' !

Of course we know he'll be inside a pig really but thats not polite to put in a card surely?

Gettingnowhere · 25/02/2019 17:13

Hmmm... If we're tailoring them to the "Real World", we might have to have things like "Congratulations on your new job in middle management".

The real world is occasionally led by people who have been inside pigs

ProjectGainsborough · 25/02/2019 17:26

We could do a ‘sorry you’re a knobhead’ for Reg’s neighbour?

Gettingnowhere · 25/02/2019 17:29

Project I was thinking "Sorry you spawned a Dark Lord" for those in your situation

Kleptronic · 25/02/2019 17:37

It was a very bad arse indeed. I need spanging with something for going near kale. Never a fucking gain I can tell thee.

Kleptronic · 25/02/2019 17:38

Hellen can draw!

DanglyTassles · 25/02/2019 17:39

Hey btw what's the name for a female child with Dark Lord tendencies?

hellenbackagen · 25/02/2019 17:42

Well guys I'm still on the door but Fil died yesterday. Doing rl shiz ☹️

Gettingnowhere · 25/02/2019 17:51

Sorry to hear that Hellen

DanglyTassles · 25/02/2019 17:51

So sorry hellen Sad

MrsCatE · 25/02/2019 18:16

Sorry Hellen and RL shizz x

Grinchly · 25/02/2019 18:24

So sorry Hellen.

Gettingnowhere · 25/02/2019 18:55

Dangly Your female Dark Lord question. Hmmm... "Dark Lady"? "Dark Lordette?"

DanglyTassles · 25/02/2019 19:10

Getting Dark Lordette sounds empowering for a budding young monster, I like it!

Gettingnowhere · 25/02/2019 19:17

I was also toying with

Devilish Damsel
Wicked Wee Woman
Malicious Madam
Dastardly Daughter
Creepy Countess

Any of those any good?

Gettingnowhere · 25/02/2019 19:20

Short Satanic Sheila (just for Thigh)

thislido · 25/02/2019 19:25

Sorry hellen Flowers. Much love from Thighland.

DanglyTassles · 25/02/2019 19:25
Grin
DanglyTassles · 25/02/2019 19:26

Was laughing at Getting's suggestions of course, and not at thislido's condolences for dear hellen

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pineapplebryanbrown · 25/02/2019 19:31

Sorry about your loss Hellen we'd send a card from Thighland but you're our resident artist.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 25/02/2019 19:33

Dangly I'm with you on Dark Lordette I think.

Once I was off sick from work with megalomania and I thmused to myself....should I be Empress of the World? The
thought sickened me, I felt that would debase the title and I would have to be Emperor of the Universe.

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Gettingnowhere · 25/02/2019 19:37

Thigh that sounds like a lot of effort. Could you be Empress of the Universe while lying down?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 25/02/2019 19:40

I'm not drawing skillz are not fabulous. Something like this should work

I can offer you solutions to all your problems *Title edited by MNHQ at OP's request*
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pineapplebryanbrown · 25/02/2019 19:42

Gettingnowhere why not? I created Thighland from the comfort of my blanket whilst recumbant.

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DanglyTassles · 25/02/2019 19:43

That's th'lovely thigh makes my heart swell with pride to see my words so sensitively illustrated!

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