I can offer you solutions to all your problems *Title edited by MNHQ at OP's request*

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Do you have a problem? Bring it to Thighland and we will solve it for you.

After we have solved your problem we will nurse you back to full health and change your life for the better.....forever

Getting shall we do the Paso Haka to celebrate the re-discovery of Klept and thigh's great benevolence?

HUUUUUUUUAAAAAAGH!! HUUUAGH! HUUGH! HUUGH!

Getting I'm afraid I don't have a costume suitable for morris dancing which is i believe what you initially begged for.

Also, so sorry I cannot turn Aussie for you and defend the Vegemite, I wouldeth if only I couldeth.

Thigh I begged for the Monty Python fish slapping dance. Not that I'm bothered that you first rejected my suggestion and then didn't remember it. I'm not hurt at all.

That's ok, Dangly. Just stay lying down. Watch some sport on TV. You'll be Aussie before you know it

G'day!

Bonza. I'll call ya Danga

getting I can pretend to be Aussie as long as I don’t have to stand up

I've watched 2 1/2 Rebel Wilson films over the weekend and I reckon I could do a good impersonation for a bit of we need extra Aussies? Not now though, I'm just about to go to sleep. A whole day outside has ruined me!

I spent most of today OUTSIDE. But it was sunny and it was in a pub garden and I was drinking wine and eating pies and ice-cream. Is that acceptable?

ProjectGainsborough, I'll call ya "Gaz"

Reg only if you lift the lid off the pie and put the peas inside

Luaa your honourary Aussie name can be "Dunny". Couldn't shorten your name, but it sounded like a toilet

Now Aussies, repeat after me "We're happy little Vegemites, as bright as bright can be"

I notice no one has thanked me for the weather yet

Whoops, sorry Kylie.

Didn't mean to be a drongo there.

Right Honourary Aussies, shall we call a truce against the Marmite-eating Poms and all admire Thigh's weather?

Ooooh thigh I did enjoy your weather. Like reg I went outside but only in a pub garden I promise.

I brought you this beautiful and glorious sunshine to celebrate the creation of Thighland.

After my meeting with Ra he stated that there will be balmy delights within a 100 mile radius of Elsa. I most certainly felt her delightful warmth today.

It's odd, i thought i wouldn't as my milk levels are steady. Perhaps Reagan gave Elsa human milk today?

As an offering i had to give Ra my TV remote. This exchange was performed subliminally as i don't remember it happening. It's the only logical explanation as milk levels are steady and i don't feel breached.

I do have a bit of a sore throat, this coupled with the missing remote has naturally led me to wonder whether I have been infected with Novichok.

I'm just not sure, I've had the common cold before and mislaid the remote - but at the same time?

I don't want to over react as the milk levels are undisturbed. But is that a signal in itself? What can it mean?

Creating a Nation has really taken it's toll on me. I've always taken great pains to seek out bushels under which to hide any perceived light.

I've never been in charge of so much as a stationery cupboard before. And now a glorious New World.

Never before has so little been done for so few by so many.

I feel weak......

thigh this is worrying. Stay lying down. Can the fuckboys change the channel for you?

Rasps......Project is that you, come into the light.....