I can offer you solutions to all your problems *Title edited by MNHQ at OP's request*

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Do you have a problem? Bring it to Thighland and we will solve it for you.

After we have solved your problem we will nurse you back to full health and change your life for the better.....forever

Dangly we love all the noble citizens of Thighland. But why have you brought a Spice Girl to our midst??? We were safe for 1300 posts, now I'm afraid they will infiltrate us.

Thislido well done for spreading the word of Thigh. Diets.... urrggghhh. They are the nightmares of Thighland.

Project while you were away, our burgeoning nation was thrown into chaos. Rest assured order and sobriety have been restored (in most cases anyway)

Thislido you are correct! I'm going to change the title immediately. You're a genius!

The horror of hearing about wim going on diets has repulsed me. I WILL reach them.

Project i am never drunk as i stand in constant readiness to help my flock. I have no judgement for those who are bladdered though.

Project your boy child sounds interesting, this must be an anomaly. His darkness is intriguing perhaps he is setting up a rival advice clinic?

It is important work.

I’m not drunk. I dislike headaches, they distract from the pleasure of lying down.

I think a slightly bladdered flock will make for a more effective revolution. Fewer inhibitions.

You may be on to something thigh. I fear for a world run by the child. Although his views on chocolate run parallel with ours, he shows an alarming disposition to hog the tv.

Project it would make for an interesting and uninhibited revolution, the effectiveness may be a little questionable though

Thislido per your suggestion I have altered the title.

I have had a week off work and I have spent the whole time lying down. Now 'back to work anxiety' is starting to set in ready for Monday.. WHAT DO I DO? HOW DO I GET OUT OF GOING TO WORK AND CONTINUE TO BE THIGH?????!!!!

Oh god, actually, what Lau00 said. I am a manager (sorry). How am I going to pretend to be insane for a full week back at work? How am I going to manage going out without the slanket?

Lau
That's quite a problem you have there. You've come to the perfect place for wise advice.
puts on thinking cap
Unfortunately, you can't dress up a haunted mannequin in your clothes and send it to work in your place as they can no longer be fully trusted

Thwas only a turn of th'rase from Bo selecta back int'day. Anyth'way Night night Thighlords x

Project and Lau i feel your pain and i understand it.

Ask yourselves this. Are you a heart surgeon? Are you operating on me? NO.

Chillax. Go to work if you would die without the money and be at home in your head. Smile and mentally shrug all day long.

Project, you are a manager. You are expected to make insane decisions. Take the slanket. Name it Barry. Insist people address it during meetings. Make up an email account [email protected]. Send offensive emails

Can... can I keep the slanket on too?

Getting we cross posted. That is GENIUS.

Project only if you ask it nicely. Slankets demand respect

Can I just register my own complaint at Monday appearing soon too!!

Getting i like that! Embrace the insanity that has come from being a manager. If you refuse to go for a demotion, be inventive.

Since dieting has been outlawed punctuate your day with many tasty treats.

I prefer slankets to Fuckboys, there, I've said it.

Am considering literally NEVER being sober so i just will not know it's Monday at all so never need to feel that boredom again!!

Who is with me?