I can offer you solutions to all your problems *Title edited by MNHQ at OP's request*

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Do you have a problem? Bring it to Thighland and we will solve it for you.

After we have solved your problem we will nurse you back to full health and change your life for the better.....forever

Oooo I like the sound of that...if only for the black leather and zip lining.

hellen I have a 'thriend' who can whip up said suit in a jiffy?

Thighland neeeeeds you!

She only charges in Monster Munch!

Oh, fuck me sideways - I forgot to run Hellen approach by Our Esteemed Leader but reckon she buzzed it into my sleep deprived brain, telepathically or some other schizz.

I'm sure I hear her approach

MrsCat Noooo tis ok already!! Hellen is security throm the last th'thread!! The th'thread that th'started it all!

I will now, in drunketh state attempt to link to the th'thread that madeth 'Thighland"

Watcheth this thread in the rare chance I succeed:

Said thread:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/3507843-I-can-offer-you-solutions-to-all-your-problems

Hours of fun!

If you read our first thread you'll also realise Hellen is only in her job for the pension.

Hellen solved the mystery of Thigh's missing milk. Thigh and I paid her the exact same amount that we get paid for all our wise advice

Sadly getting I was a late bloomer. I fear the leather suit may be worth more when the time comes. If the time ever comes .

I prefer lying down in Thighland conserving energy ready to spring into leather clad zip lining action.

Another night shift tonight so shall keep a watchful eye between real life shizz and stuff.

Thigh you commented earlier about the amount of milk Elsa was getting through. I notice it's been a long time since anyone enquired about husband disposal. Poor kitty must be getting hungry

Hellen, I'm sure "Self-portrait in Leather" would fetch quite a lot in the right high-end gallery

Hellen is also in it for the sex of course. She'll do it with owt in a uniform.

That tried to fucking autocorrect to unicorn 🦄

Dangly where's your drunken mate? Is she in a coma?

Getting oh blimey, I did not know, well if push comes to shove I will donate dh to help preserve Elsa?

thigh I strongly suspect she may have died!!

Hope not tho, maybe we could collectively revive her? HELLEN?

The police force gives her a unicorn!!! Fuck, I'm in the wrong job. Sign me up! I can already sing the siren tune.

Kleptronic mate we got ya, come on! Come on gurl we gotcha wake UP, it's ok!!

Dangly I'm very impressed that you have donated your "husband" to Elsa.

Hello thigh hello Dangly hello Green, I hope that's part of your username because my sodden brain can't remember more than one and another one, oh wait that's a lie hello Hellen.

I haven't been to sleep at all! I did have a cup of tea at thome point. Big cheesy grin at everyone!

Thigh you knows I love ya but in alleth honesty the dh is still giving out, like a free fuckboy but grumpy when achohollically challenged (mine not his) and tbf I have drunken SOOO much tonight and he has merely gone to bed ealieth to let this debauchery continueth?

Surely he can continue to serve in this way?

Oooh soz hang oneth The Voice is on!!!

I would do it with owt on a unicorn....that much is true.

Green?? Green?? Who is Green?

Well fellow thighlanders I am now having to Go Outside. Wish me luck. I've set fazer to stun and will watch the gate....

Ha ha that's you that is Getting you came out in my addled state as Green. Sorry. Many many apologetic glances.