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I can offer you solutions to all your problems *Title edited by MNHQ at OP's request*

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pineapplebryanbrown · 21/02/2019 18:07

Do you have a problem? Bring it to Thighland and we will solve it for you.

After we have solved your problem we will nurse you back to full health and change your life for the better.....forever

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DanglyTassles · 23/02/2019 12:03

I theel very th'exited about this!!

HUUUUUAAAAAAGHHHHH !! HUUUUAGH! HUUGH!!! HUUGH!!

Gettingnowhere · 23/02/2019 12:07

Oh, Dangly, I love the way your dressing gown billows

DanglyTassles · 23/02/2019 12:11

Th'ank you Getting I nearly pulled something then but was worth it!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 23/02/2019 12:21

The sunshine has snaked it's way through the slankets nailed up at my windows. It has pierced the dust motes and called me, like Joseph Smith, to deliver my message to all those who will heed my Thigh.

Obvs not same message as Joseph Smith.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 23/02/2019 12:23

Thigh ventures forth humming Born Free as protection.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 23/02/2019 12:27

I will alter my gait permanently into a rendition of the haka doble. I may draw a crowd, they will become thiciples.

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DanglyTassles · 23/02/2019 12:30

I am th'loving this so much thigh

I am so elated and drunk I will even let Luaa kiss Triangle the Angelfish without coshing her - but no tongues!!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 23/02/2019 12:51

Luaa is a gentle soul, she will merely caress Triangle with the tiniest of beautiful kisses 💋 without harming or frightening him.

Keeeeep dancing 💃🏾

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Kleptronic · 23/02/2019 12:58

I'm drunk please may I be admitted to Thighland? I am also still in bed. O most gracious Thigh.

I am a manager but can stop that if it's bad. I manage techies so not so much manage as hide from angry badgers. I am also expected to tech so am also an angry badger.

Vodka, anyone?

I do have a husband but he does what I say so I'm keeping him. He's also vehr cute.

I have a horse's head made of beeswax. That surely helps?

All my blinds are drawn but I have no mannequins. I am, however, haunted by regrets. I can also draw.

Winsome smile, winsome smile, pours more vodka, thinks about a nap, preens. :)

DanglyTassles · 23/02/2019 13:10

Kleptric if you are ofered sanctuary within the bosom of Thighland, please may I have a vodka to spice up my wine?

DanglyTassles · 23/02/2019 13:11

Um Kleptronic I mean - so sorry am gasping for a Vodka

Kleptronic · 23/02/2019 13:16

Now gis some wine. Please.

Kleptronic · 23/02/2019 13:18

Oh fuck I meant DanglyTassles of course, silly drunk Klerplonic.

DanglyTassles · 23/02/2019 13:21

Klept it is ok, we are all drunk.

Kleptronic · 23/02/2019 13:32

Thanks Dangly I hope there's some truth in that because I actually am. Now I have to leave the house to do a drunk dogs walk. Me not the dogs.

DanglyTassles · 23/02/2019 13:46

You are allowed to go out because it is sunny but otherwise stay lying down and rested.

thigh haff spokeneth about drunkeness - we must not sober up, the world is not enough

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pineapplebryanbrown · 23/02/2019 13:46

Dangly please explain to your drunken friend (no judgement) the importance of reverence in the first approach. Look to Cats recent excellent example. I am out attracting new thiciples and will consider visa applications upon my return.

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DanglyTassles · 23/02/2019 14:08

Leave it with me Your Thighness, consider it done!

Kleptronic you are my new drunken thriend and I don't want to lose you, I thoresee some happy tradings of vodka/wine in our thuture so please could you re-apply with thigh and apply some serious bowing and grovelling self-depreciation and praise for her thighness and all the th'work she doeth.

Thus ensuring our thriendship may continue.

hellenbackagen · 23/02/2019 15:49

I think I may have to resign from The Job . It's taking up far too much real life and preventing me from shuffling round thighland in a slanket.

I see the angelfish conundrum is solved no cosh required.

Without state intervention.

Elsa has had at least an extra litre from our works fridge thigh..

Being free is surely thirsty work.

Luaa · 23/02/2019 16:02

As thigh says I would never scare or abuse poor triangle.

I feel I am succeeding in the way of thigh today. I did go out today, but was quietly singing born free as I walked around debenhams. Then I brought the children home and we are all laying down watching a film. I think I can sense a gin in the near future too.

DanglyTassles · 23/02/2019 17:24

Oooh No Luaa, I'm so sorry was only referring to the unlikely event that your imposter came round to kill me and also ate Triangle!

So sorry for any misunderstanding, please accept some Vegan Wine I brewed especially for you to maketh amends.

DanglyTassles · 23/02/2019 17:26

hellen please do retire and look after us, after all if MN agrees it could become a 'full time job' but requireth of no real life effort!

Luaa · 23/02/2019 17:30

Thank you Dangly I shall enjoy it whilst reclining this evening. I can't drink wine laying down, I pour it over myself.

MrsCatE · 23/02/2019 17:35

Oh no Hellen! Can't you cash in your pension and stay ONE OF US instead of helping and protecting ungrateful bastards IRL? How about our Great Leader offers you a bit of consultancy work on the side - no management shizz - proper parachute in, shoot any intruders and zipline out all whilst wearing sexy black leather and tooled up.

DanglyTassles · 23/02/2019 17:41

MrsCat I salute you! This is a good idea for hellen and her future!