Worst baby names you’ve heard of recently..

[Poppylizzyrose]

I’m talking the ridiculous ones, so not meaning to offend anyone. If you remember the story how you heard it please include that too!

Mine
When I was in hospital after my c section 6 weeks ago, lady across from me was talking to a nurse. The conversation went like this-

Nurse “he’s gorgeous! Does he have a name?”
Lady “yeh he’s legend king, after my dad”
Nurse “ooh....lovely!”
Lady “yeah named him after my dad as my dad died yesterday, same day e was born”
Nurse “oh I’m so sorry!”
Lady “it’s alright happened years ago, he was stabbed never liked the bastard serves him right!”
Nurse “okay! Right you can have these pain killers...”

😂😂 know I shouldn’t laugh but me and my mum told everyone at Christmas.

Names and stories please!

Ocean-Storm. Makes me cringe every time.

I watched that when it aired here last year howtobehuman. Seems loxley isn’t a made up name then. Sounds very silly with the last name though which is also an ‘ey’ ending.

My son had three Amelia's in his class. Well, two Amelia's and an Amyleah. I was told off by Amyleah's mum when I spelled her name wrong on a party invitation 🙄

I love Story!

I know a baby Zeus.

Eric, benedict and Hugo are the ones I've met recently and I think there awful names

WhyDidIEatThat, well I wasn’t in flipping Brasil speaking Portuguese and the kid in front of me was pretty confident in how his name should be pronounced.

Beau. Ghastly enough for a boy; but this was a girl. I had to bite my tongue to refrain from pointing out that beau is masculine

Philissitie

Seen on our regional news programme a while ago, I initially thought it was Philistine!

I don’t understand the hatred for Beau?

Pirate
Amore
Montana
Lex
Mouse

That's just a few I've encountered during my children's time at school

Love Aiofe. And Caiohme.

Sky, River, Cinnamon, Breeze, Storm, Tulip, Paisley, Summer, Bluebell, and Rain are all BEAUTIFUL names, which give off gorgeous vibes. Unlike some of you lot on this thread...
...and although some of the others are not to my taste, I think it's lovely to name a child creatively, in a way which is fitting to your likes and lifestyle.

@ohmygodtheykilledkenny was your friend from Gloucester?

I would have guessed Amyleah to be pronounced Amy-lee-uh

Fleurdelis-Rose makes me think WTF every time I see it

@Lobsterquadrille2 If you plan on using those names at any point, please spell them Aoife and Caoimhe!!

Tiger-lily

Leo-Messi (like the footballer)

@TheTroutofNoCraic apologies!! And I pride myself on my spelling.

The cat next door is called Aiofe. Mine is Cordelia. A person moved in below and said "only in Tunbridge Wells".

Sorry again. Auto correct

@Lobsterquadrille2 No offence taken...just didn't want you to expose any of your future children to ridicule, should they ever visit Ireland!

Cordelia was my dream name as a child! Massive Anne Shirley fan!

Will someone explain the Robert Barr and Robert Bell hilarity? Even shortened to Bob, these names sound fairly traditional to me (but I’m not British).

Child at Dnephew's nursery - Prince Innocent

@ShagMeRiggins
Bob Bell said quickly = bobble?
Don’t know the other one

Unless it’s shortened to Rob, then it’s Rob Barr = robber?