Worst baby names you’ve heard of recently..

[Poppylizzyrose]

I’m talking the ridiculous ones, so not meaning to offend anyone. If you remember the story how you heard it please include that too!

Mine
When I was in hospital after my c section 6 weeks ago, lady across from me was talking to a nurse. The conversation went like this-

Nurse “he’s gorgeous! Does he have a name?”
Lady “yeh he’s legend king, after my dad”
Nurse “ooh....lovely!”
Lady “yeah named him after my dad as my dad died yesterday, same day e was born”
Nurse “oh I’m so sorry!”
Lady “it’s alright happened years ago, he was stabbed never liked the bastard serves him right!”
Nurse “okay! Right you can have these pain killers...”

😂😂 know I shouldn’t laugh but me and my mum told everyone at Christmas.

Names and stories please!

Sherlock. A baby called Sherlock. I saw the christening pictures.

A friend’s husband- surname Dick. Had a child with another woman, named him Justin. True. He’d be about 25 now.

@Candymay - - there are worse names - he could have been called shortened versions of the names Richard or William.

Or Isaac.

Haha I had to keep thinking about Isaac- didn’t see it at first. Yes William or Richard dick would be bad too. But why Justin? Of all the names to pick from.

I’ve also met a Classic. That’s his name- classic.

Just-In-Dick. Not full penetration, like it's so small it's just in.

Candymay- bet he deed polled that name by now.

My teen DS goes to school with a Bravo.

@MikeUniformMike

They aren't very good names.

Happy to help.

I know several Lees and Garys and 1 Ken. They're just the Ryans, Connors and Brads (or Leos, Noahs and Zacs) of their generation.

So do I.

It was great talking.

Gary is the old Harry
Ken is the old Ben

Lee is the old Leo

Barry is the old Gary and Len is the old Ken

I know a 3 year old called len! It just reminds me of Bishop Brennan in father ted - “ don’t call me Len you little prick”

Stepdaughter has mates called neo and phoenix (I do try to keep a straight face when I see them-both lovely lads) my son went to school with a clover,jester and Herbie at work the other day I met a girl called 'princess' I thought mum was taking the piss but nope-thats her real name

My children's has unusual names for all his children that he had after ours.

The only boy is called Lucky.

What if it jinxes him and he isn't?

Missing word 'Father'.

Oh, Temima.
Like Jemima, but with a T.

I once heard of a Maxim which I know is an actual name but mostly it’s a lads mag. If his mates ever google it they’ll take the piss something rotten.

Nirvana (female)
Shaydun
Aubriella
Pollen

I've come across a girl called Croydon.

Trainer.

Oh yes I’ve met a Sherlock too! He must be about 8 or 9 now I think

jengo kept thinking of the game