You won’t believe what happened at a wedding last night

[Inigoan]

(no I’m not the guest in question)

Evening guests turned up at 7pm. Around 8pm bride and groom decided to cut the cake. Only to find cake had already been cut by a hungry guest

Cake in question was a three tiered cake made of different cheeses. Surrounded by grapes and crackers/biscuits. No little bride and groom on top.

An absolute war broke out about it. Half the people saying well, how were they supposed to know it was the cake, other half saying it was pretty obvious.

Cake was in a separate room to the bar and dance floor. Bride in tears (or tiers boom boom).

Around three or four people had taken some of the cake by the time they realised!

What a pickle!

Did Bridemozzarella unleash the grapes of wrath onto the cheddar gorging guest? Did she pickle his gherkin?

Anyway, I hope the happy couple aren't soon board with eachother.

Sorry to break with the cheese puns, but I think it's even more mortifying that it was an evening guest that did it!

Bried may not have carre’d so much if he was buff, a la her type.

FFS I'm in bed starving and now I need to try and sneak out of bed without disturbing the baby to get some food (Cathedral city mature cheddar, fyi)

If she cries I'm holding all of you responsible 😑

I bet that caused a stink! Did the bride tell the culprit to Puck off?

I wonder if the happy couple had their first dance to "Hello, is it Brie you're looking for?"

Did the couple have a Brie-Nuptial Agreement?

I don't know, but I hear they're going to live in a little cottage.

Shame it wasnt made of Doritos and cheese then they could have said why did u eat it?- it was nach yr cheese.

I heard that the bride also had a prob with the bouquet being made out of cauliflower cheese. I'll get my coat....

Strawberry I am holding it here for you to put on.

If I had been the bride I would have thought it was hilarious

Did they all then hit the dance floor for some "R n Brie"

BlackBeltInPresentWrapping that’s sweet. They must be very fondue of each other.

Has anyone mentioned the honeymoon? There's got to be some naughty punning potential around Y Fenni and Pantysgawn ...

Maybe she was so offended because she’s a member of the hallouminati?

The guest is NOT at fault here.

Everybody learns from a very young age that you have to go into a different room to cut the cheese at a wedding.

Such an easy misunderstanding:

Guest: "Are you staying anywhere local first before you fly off on honeymoon?"
Bride: "Yes, we're having a couple of nights here in Somerset - at a B&B in a popular tourist spot."
Guest: "That sounds lovely - whereabouts?"
Bride: "Cheddar Gorge."

Guest: "Oooh, excellent idea - don't mind if I do - be very rude not to now she's offered!!"

Perhaps it was simply left alone too long and with the passing of time merely deteriorated fromage?

Bridemozzarella is at fault here.

What's wrong with a fruit cake or sponge cake, like most of us have, eh?!

Trying to be the Big Cheese.

Pfft!

hallouminati

It's the Dairylea triangles that gave her away.

Was there a cake at all, or were they just cheese stringing you all along? I'd have said, 'pull the other one, it's got BabyBels on!' Maybe one for the Roquefort Files? Or Inspector Morsel (of cheese)?

I heard that the happy couple found it very difficult to choose just one song for their first dance:

'Cheese Gone' by Hall & Oates'

Pete Seeger: 'Where Has All The Gouda Gone'

Sting: "If You Love Someone, Get Some Brie'

Abba: "Port Salut'

Erma Franklin: "Take Another Little Piece Of My Yarg'

Alexander O'Neal: 'Send Emmental'

Come on, MNers - I know you won't disappoint!!!

Actually laughing hard at this thread

This is a case for Jim Roquefort.

No fight? Call that a wedding?

Bugger it! Beaten yet again.