You won’t believe what happened at a wedding last night

[Inigoan]

(no I’m not the guest in question)

Evening guests turned up at 7pm. Around 8pm bride and groom decided to cut the cake. Only to find cake had already been cut by a hungry guest

Cake in question was a three tiered cake made of different cheeses. Surrounded by grapes and crackers/biscuits. No little bride and groom on top.

An absolute war broke out about it. Half the people saying well, how were they supposed to know it was the cake, other half saying it was pretty obvious.

Cake was in a separate room to the bar and dance floor. Bride in tears (or tiers boom boom).

Around three or four people had taken some of the cake by the time they realised!

I camembert these cheesy puns any more - halloumi and goodbye!

Need to go to bed anyway - am cream crackered

Have heard Cam and Bert are suspected to have been involved.

Oh that's hard cheese indeed.

I bet the guilty guest felt a little sheepish.

It would have gotten my goat, but I wouldn't have cried.

She sounds like Bridemozzarella.

Some guests, eh. What a bunch of Comtes.

Is the bride still falling to pizzas?

Bridemozarella

It mozza been a rella-tive

Cheesy dreams all. Best ev’e.

I can't imagine an actual cheese cake being good, cheese overload! Do you have a photo of it or something similar?

I Camembert to see a bride upset on her wedding day!

This story is grating on me.

It's got too many holes in it.

Crackers!

Are we to actually believe that someone Gorged themselves on Cheddar?!

Stop being a gouda fucker!

possibly - that's pretty much my Christmas

The guests muenster been hungry. It was a feta compli that it was going to be eaten beforehand.

Perhaps the cheese cake wasn't in fact pilfered by guests.

Perhaps it was simply left alone too long and with the passing of time merely deteriorated fromage?

You’d have thought they would have thought ‘wot’s it?’ before tucking in.

One of those things they can laugh about in there senior years perhaps:)

Will Bridemozzarella call their firstborn Bel?

Oh good cheesus christ... the bride sounds like an immature cheddar 🤣

And will the baby have been concheesed on the wedding night?

Yeh, a right baby bel

Was the bride in tears or.... "tiers"?

... I'll get my coat

Total CFery, but I love things like this - a funny tale to laugh about

Their first marital home was going to be in Cheshire, you know, but that idea crumbled.

Still it must have grated..

If concheesing baby bel on wedding night it’s often bore sin - may need to try again.