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You won’t believe what happened at a wedding last night

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Inigoan · 01/01/2019 20:36

Blush (no I’m not the guest in question)

Evening guests turned up at 7pm. Around 8pm bride and groom decided to cut the cake. Only to find cake had already been cut by a hungry guest ShockShockShock

Cake in question was a three tiered cake made of different cheeses. Surrounded by grapes and crackers/biscuits. No little bride and groom on top.

An absolute war broke out about it. Half the people saying well, how were they supposed to know it was the cake, other half saying it was pretty obvious.

Cake was in a separate room to the bar and dance floor. Bride in tears (or tiers boom boom).

Around three or four people had taken some of the cake by the time they realised!

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Aridane · 01/01/2019 23:17

I think the bride was a bit Blue

HeronLanyon · 01/01/2019 23:18

Have been pondering Roquefort for some time. Eee damn !!

Aridane · 01/01/2019 23:19

Bride will have to ricotta through this

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RaiderOfTheKitchenCupboard · 01/01/2019 23:19

Halloumi dears, these cheesy puns are grate!

Aridane · 01/01/2019 23:21

Have we had tough cheese?

Aridane · 01/01/2019 23:21

No point crying over spilt (curdled) milk

brizzledrizzle · 01/01/2019 23:22

I think I'll leave to it, all these cheesy puns are getting a little immature

enjoy! Grin

Aridane · 01/01/2019 23:22

Someone should have shouted at the offending. Guest(s): nacho cheese! The

Aridane · 01/01/2019 23:24

You feeling a bit Blue, brizzle, or simply cheesed off? Your post was a bit sharp

HeronLanyon · 01/01/2019 23:24

Fear the poor brie’d has less fon due to all of this.

TheRealJoseph · 01/01/2019 23:25

I wonder how much it cost to Cheshire the venue?, by the sound of it the meal was a great spread.

I'm going to go out on a Limburger here & ask...were there pickled onions in a Jarlsburg as well?

tartantroosers · 01/01/2019 23:26

For goat's sake.

HeronLanyon · 01/01/2019 23:26

She probably had a melt down.

HeronLanyon · 01/01/2019 23:27

Those poor hapless guests were probably grilled.

brizzledrizzle · 01/01/2019 23:28

Not so much blue, more 50 shades of gruyere.

HeronLanyon · 01/01/2019 23:29

Will no one think of the pan ‘ere?

Aridane · 01/01/2019 23:29

The cost of the venue, Joseph - I heard the wedding was at The Stilton. However, there was also a business conference with lots of Big Cheeses there

BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 01/01/2019 23:29

Eee! Xmas Shock

Damn! Xmas Angry

brizzledrizzle · 01/01/2019 23:30

was that the Hallouminati conference?

Aridane · 01/01/2019 23:30

I think OP may be trolled no - do you Edam and Eve it?

HeronLanyon · 01/01/2019 23:31

She must have felt really cheeto’d.

GunpowderGelatine · 01/01/2019 23:31

They gouda at least put a sign on the cake. It's not Roquefort science

Aridane · 01/01/2019 23:32

You lot are crackers - Cheeses Christ!

HeronLanyon · 01/01/2019 23:33

Oh the rare Double Rocquefort !!

MaisyPops · 01/01/2019 23:34

There's some grate and brie-liant puns on this thread. Smile

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