Say here things you can't say in real life

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Interested to hear things people really wish they could say in real life, but can't, for whatever reason.

This is a safe space..... let's offload!!

I’m sick of never being enough!

When I text you and need your help you should fucking reply!

Stop treating your kids differently... everyone can see what you’re doing but no one ever pulls you up on it.
Why doesn’t anyone say anything?!

Here’s an idea.... instead of holiday number 6 this year- how about putting the time and energy in to your family? Remember them?!

Reading your messages is the highlight of my day.

To H. I know what I am doing is hurting you, but pushing me to stop is just going to prolong the process.

He wasn't a friend. He groomed you.
The consequences were tragic for me.

MIL I don't want you to come to my mother's funeral. You only met her about 5 times in 20 years.
It isn't about you, I don't want you there trying to be the centre of attention.
Fuck off and let me grieve in peace.

Person that invented LED lights for cars. Lets go back in time and your Dad use a condom eh? Why have lights as bright as foglights all over the car? Nightmare in the wet. Nightmare in the dark. Just a fucking nightmare. There wasn't a problem that needed fixing! Makes a long journey hellishly tiring because of OTHER PEOPLES FUCKING LIGHTS!

DW: Your phenomenal weightlifting at the gym, together with your short haircut makes you look like a teenage boy, and it's really putting me off.

Can't you let yourself go, and put on a bit of flab? And grow your hair?

MIL I will never ever forgive you for saying you didn't like our DD's name when she was all of 2 hours old.

I feel like I'm a terrible mother to our son and I worry that I've ruined and limited your life with my social anxiety.

Can you all stop being so mean, manipulative and negative about each other. I don't know if it's because you're all so unhappy with yourselves, but it's making me very stressed having to work in such a toxic environment. Is there something wrong with trying to see the good in other people or having some empathy for heaven's sake? EVERYONE IS A HUMAN BEING AND THEY MAKE MISTAKES. Try being a bit more compassionate.

M: I don’t care that you are in your mid-80’s. Age is no excuse for being a nasty, manipulative cunt. You’ve emotionally abused my DH for 15 years, and still think you can do it now. The second he stands up to you, you retreat back into your “innocent old lady” act.
Well I see right through you.
You can suck a dick.
Enjoy Christmas alone.

B: I love you, you are such an amazing friend. But the things I know about your DH are eating me up. You have two beautiful kids, and what is outwardly a great life. He’s in a job that relies on a clean drugs test, and yet he’s pumping his body full of anabolic steroids, cocaine and speed.
I wish I didn’t know.
But I do.

Dsis: Your kid is the most irritating child I have ever met. He has an answer for everything. He deliberately tries to get my much younger DC in trouble. I dread spending time with him.
Christmas is going to be absolute torture, and will take a lot of effort from me not to just punch the rude little knob straight in the throat.

DS2, you were utterly horrendous most of yesterday, we did enjoy ourselves some of the time, but you need to realise what's unacceptable behaviour. We're so lucky we weren't kicked out of the Wetherspoons. Or out of the Uber.

MyBread if I had a DSis old enough to have DC, I'd think you were talking about my DS!

Stop being such a selfish twat for once in your life and help mum. Can’t you see she’s knackered from cleaning up crap of your own making.

And breathe...

You’re totally in the right. Why can’t people have more empathy?

I really don't know how much more I can take of what you're throwing at me. For a so-called caring company you do fuck all for the health & mental welfare of your staff.

To my friend.
I know the situation is weird but I'm glad we had sex and I hope it Will happen again

I absolutely fucking hate how you make me feel. I absolutely fucking hate how you made me feel as a child. But I can’t let go and move on because I still love you. Mother.

SIL - The world does not fucking revolve around you and you are not the centre of my life. My friends are not your friends, you did not bring up my kids and their talents do not come from you! Your behaviour is not acceptable and you are not some guru who knows better than everyone else. SO JUST FUCKING GET OVER YOURSELF YOU COMPLETE DELUSIONAL BITCH!

I want so much for you to be happy and your life to be better but I can’t fix the things that are wrong. Sometimes, when I’m tired or strung out with my own life, I’m relieved when we’ve arranged a call and you cancel or postpone. It gives me time to build up emotional energy again before the next conversation. When we talk I often come away feeling helpless because I haven’t been able to say the right things to make this more bearable for you. But until you get professional help this won’t go away and you won’t be able to move forwards and rebuild your life.

A - You're a shit friend! Since you got with J and quickly got engaged you've near enough ignored us and never bother anymore. Remember who was around when your first marriage fucked up? Who was it that would look after your child while you went out fucking anything that moved? Oh yeah it was us!! Since you've been engaged we have become dog shit and it's obvious J doesn't like us and has clearly influenced you away from us, ya know, your friends! We was there for you through absolutely everything, we supported you, gave you money, looked after your child - we did everything for you and now you're nowhere to be seen. When you got enraged it hurt so much that you never once considered us to be apart of your bridal party. How are you going to explain to your child how you and J met? Will it be a fairy tale or the disgusting truth? I hope J is worth it.

I - You're an absolute idiot. I wish you could see that G is not right for you! G might me right for you now but not forever. You've got engaged super quick and I don't think G's intentions are genuine, I feel like all G sees is pound signs and the benefits of being apart of your family. We've barely seen you since you got together. Remember when we used to call text and FaceTime all time? None of that happeneds anymore. G is controlling you and is manipulative towards you but you're so in love and desperate to settle down you don't see and I doubt you will until it's too late.

S - Stop being an entitled little bitch and manage your money better. Try parenting your kids then they wouldn't be such little shits!! When telling a story and trying to drag our names through the mud, just remember to tell the full story first. Stop trying to be katie price by jumping from one man to the next now your marriage has broken down, concentrate on your kids for fuck sake!

S - I will not have you accuse anyone of bullying your child, ever wondered why your child isn't really invited anywhere? Is always the last to be picked? Take your rose tinted glasses off and realise that your child is a nasty, sneaky little shit that needs a huge kick up the arse! I have been nothing but nice to you, supported you with the things you went through and now you think it's ok to be an absolute cunt to me? I don't think so, carry on and you will see the nasty side to me. Sort your bratts out! No wonder you was sent on a parenting course!!

OK, so my interest is piqued.

You have made me feel rejected & inadequate my whole life. I used to think you were the accepting parent. I was wrong. You don't approve of me, either. :(

I don't want your money after you die.

I'm into you - you are nasty

Oh @Herja I just started reading the thread and my heart goes out to you, I am so sorry

They’re dogs. They don’t give a fuck about the elf on a shelf!

You get more and more gorgeous each time I see you. ''I'm Into You".