Say here things you can't say in real life

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Interested to hear things people really wish they could say in real life, but can't, for whatever reason.

This is a safe space..... let's offload!!

Not my fucking problem. I say this so many times in my head during my work day!

I may have autism but I'm not unfeeling. Just because I don't put on a huge public display of 'Look at me everybody, look how upset I am' doesn't mean I don't get upset by the things you say or don't understand the way you treat me is wrong.

I wish I'd never gotten a diagnosis, you've done nothing but use it in your mind games and sly little digs ever since.

You are suppossed to be my carer, yet you regularly act put out because you've done a couple of loads of laundry, cooked two meals in the week or used the dishwasher. Its like you think that's all that needs doing in a house with two dc, and everyrhing I do is invisible to you.

You have been negative since I signed up with the OU. Moaning about how I will not be available to spend all my time with you abd the dc. I am doing this for them (and yes myself)

You hate me reading Mumsnet and I know why. I'm starting to realise this isn't how partners should treat each other.

When you were gone my anxiety disappeared, I was a much better mother, more independent. I rue the day I agreed to 'give it another go' because you said it would be different.

Gosh. Guess I had a lot to get off my chest!

I fucking hate you AB. You are bullying me because you are threatened by me and are jealous of me.
You have a boring life and are focusing on me to give you some drama.

I'm compiling a report for HR. Fuck you!

Your child is a nasty bully who has forced 2 other children out of the team. I don’t hate you I despise you and the team management who are enabling your child’s behaviour.

You were a mistake. At the first meeting I should have just kept driving why didn't I just keep driving.
You have cost me everything from money to my first born child - I hate you I hate you I hate you.

To my ex. You'll never admit to how deeply you hurt me, will you? I don't think you even care. And now you've lost me, I hope she was worth losing me and destroying my love for you. 12 years together, four years married, and for what?

To L. I think you sent that text because you're scared. I fell in love with you and it was too late for me, I'd had a crush on you for ages and just spending time chatting was enough for me to fall for you. You're lovely and I want to be with you, although I doubt that's going to ever happen.

Your baby is ugly 😳

@Youmatter 😂 I also really hate this!

It's that weekly Sunday night "I am seconds away from utterly losing my sh**" that then gets discussed very Monday night but we are here again and I want to jump in the car and just drive into oblivion I really do

So over being the person who plans, pre-empts, firefights chaos and general life crap while the tv and xbox remain on and blaring because they are priority as it's your "off day".

I have not had an off day for five years and am at breaking point but you cannot see it and it's destroying me every day

Please for the love of god start to parent your children and put some boundaries in place and hold them to them with meaningful consequences. The sun doesn't shine out your DC arses and your permissive parenting is driving me nuts and creating badly behaved entitled, spoilt brats. Instead of trying to stop people finding out your DS sends sexually explicit photos and videos to underage girls, and your DD gets suspended from school for drug use, how about you actually DO something about it!!!!!

DS2, sometimes you're a real cunt.

Everyone thinks that you are such a wonderful person, the things you do are just to make you look good. How people can't see through you is beyond me. I think you are wicked

I have not enjoyed one single day of being pregnant for the first time even though all I've ever wanted is a baby(and I'm normally such an optimistic person )

"Why am I being paid less than the people I AM TRAINING. I deserve a pay rise"

My sil pull your finger out and do your bit for your elderly mother you selfish cow. And I’ve noticed you didn’t bother to get the kids b day gifts even tho I know your brother gave you £200 for a wedding gift How tight!!!

Why are you so horrible to people you barely know. It’s not an excuse to say it’s just your way. It’s rude and I can’t stand you.

You are a kind man but you are bullied by your parents and brother. And you are dull. I've faked orgasms with you for years.

DH, you got me an Italian cookbook a couple of years ago, for a Christmas present. I think we must have used it once, perhaps twice.

I've now stumbled across another Italian cookbook which you are planning to give me this Christmas.

I feel disappointed - and frankly a little hurt - because I feel as though you're buying me something that:

1. YOU want to use more than me
2. you've basically already given me one before
3. I clearly don't have the time or inclination to use (I'm not mad keen on Italian food even though I know you are)

I just feel a bit sad.

carol buy him the same book. Insist he returns the one for you and suggest a different item you actuwlly want.

I know it's not ideal but might work?

I want to shag my best friend. He's gay n in female, ain't never gonna happen. I love him as a friend but also list after him- he's so fit. It hurts so much and he'll never know.

Stop the world I wanna get off for a while

I hope u lot just fuck off and die for the damage u did to me, fuck off n never return, I hope u die a most painful death ever imaginable

Just shit up, I don't wanna hear all ur minor complaints. Go find someone else to whinge to

J, you're a fucking parasite. You and your entire brood of kids. I swear you have Munchausen by proxy and no matter how you dress it up she is not YOUR "mum", she's not even your mother-in-law. And no matter what her ds and gc are far more important than you and your dramas.

P, you're another fucking parasite. Pursing your lips like a cats arse and breaking apart a family. I hope you're enjoying your sneaky £2k a month rinsed from him. He may not give a shit anymore and you may call us vultures, but we see you and just know, no matter how much money you steal have, money can't buy class. I genuinely had to double take when I watched Cinderella the other day because for a good few minutes I thought it was you, J and S on stage... not the wicked sm.

K, stop martyring yourself. Your intentions are half good but your always put for yourself and how you're perceived. I know the minute gc come along we'll be dropped in an instant. You're not her, you're not much like her and no matter how much you tell yourself you are, you'll never be.

D, I wish you'd just get on with it already. I love you and I want you around, but you're not and haven't been for a long time. I hate seeing you so sad, in pain and being taken for a rude. Equally if you've left her everything, you're a fool and not the man I thought you were.

Oooh, that was cathartic.

I've posted an enormous rant and my finger was poised over the 'post' button, but it's too identifying and probably libellous. But I can sum it up thus: No it's not my fault, you absolute child, and no, your daddy probably couldn't have fixed it - are we 12 years old now? Get some fucking therapy.

'get out of my face, i dont fucking like any of you so no i dont want to have a fucking secret santa and christmas night out'

I should make my mum feel more special, she is a terrific amazing woman who just makes me feel like we can face anything. I’m sorry and feel guilty that I never tell her this is so many words.

I wish I wasn’t so fucking emotionally weird

To my ex

Stop fishing for my attention. I couldn't care less anymore!

I've met someone who is 100 times the man you say you are so I couldn't give a toss whether you can't stop thinking about me. You should have thought that before you put your hands around my throat