Say here things you can't say in real life

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Interested to hear things people really wish they could say in real life, but can't, for whatever reason.

This is a safe space..... let's offload!!

You promised you wouldn't, and you did. You now say that you will try again. You've dangled us and got us pinned down by your problems. You barely know your niece, none of this is her fault. Please, just go. If you can't be with us, just go.

To work;

I hate the lot if you. You are selfish, manipulative, and twist anything and everything to suit your own needs.

Specifically to my 'job share' - I can actually see why your step daughters hate you. You're an entitled, patronising and condescending twunt, I wouldn't want to spend time with you either.

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Oh wow what a story! Glad you've been able to put it behind you and move on. Xxx

Oh my God.

I absolutely couldn't stand you before tonight anyway but the ignorance and prejudice and just utter thickness of what you just uttered in front of me

You are thick as fucking pig shit and I'm embarrassed for you - you are an embarrassment to all women

Jesus Fucking Christ

No, the difference does not lie in him doing better job than me. The difference lies in your child choosing to play two adults off against each other and you are the only one who cannot see it.

No, the difference does not lie in him doing better job than me. The difference lies in your child choosing to play two adults off against each other and you are the only one who cannot see it.

I dont want all your 'helpful' parenting advice or daily pics of your child. Yes they are gorgeous and yes you are doing a great job but i certainly won't be following your lead and also hope i am a lot more prepared for what it actually involves.

No, I really don't fucking think that you and you alone should be entitled to a special bloody bonus because you're disappointed with your regular one. The very fact that you're so incredibly self-centered that you can't see how unfair this is to everyone else might actually be the reason you didn't get a bigger bonus in the first place. So expect me to pass your request on because I have to and then make absolutely zero effort to convince them any further.

Woman in the flat above, you're faking your orgasms. Which doesn't bother me as such, but the screaming does my head in. I'm tempted to tell your husband because I hope it'll make you stop.

I know you loved my mum but she was a bitch to me and completely screwed me up.

You have absolutely no idea of what I really think of you. I feel contempt for you and what you've done and it won't go away. I thought it would, but it won't. I am working hard to ensure that you become irrelevant and then I will be free.

That I'm fuming re a work situation that leaves the useless under performers keeping their jobs when the ones who go over and above are at risk of redundancy 😟

Also to XH. You destroyed what little trust I still had in men in general. I love my now DH dearly, but he does't get the long leash I gave you, in the belief that such freedom keeps people happy. I hate that you destroeyed our marriage, without even giving it the dignity of being happy now. You are still the miserable bastard you always were. New wife is no more likely to make you happy than I was, as time as shown. I hate that instead of having our own lovely DD to share together, I now have a lovely DH, but two needy, unhappy, whiney and manipulative adult DD's who have tested my marriage considerably, and probably intentionally. If you had just been a reasonable husband my life would be much simpler. I care what happens to my SD's, but they are a nightmare, and I wouldn't wish them on anyone.
Also Dh XW. You might be nice to peoples faces, but it turns out you make all the ammunition for the SDD's to fire. You have more faces than the town hall clock. Shit-stirring and lying to SD when she was going into hospital was not only diabolical, but you knew she would erupt like a volcano, and ring up kicking off at her father. As she has a major problem with blood-pressure, linked to what she was in hospital for, what were you thinking, you stupid bitch. This is your DD who you are supposed to love. You are neglectful of your other DD and I have had to arrange medical treatment for her before, as you were apparently too busy. What kind of a mother are you?!

To my neighbours with the teenage son and the big drum kit in the all glass conservatory WHAT WERE YOU THINKING FFS?????????????!!!!!!

I know it was you.

Your husband is a rude, lazy, arrogant waste of organs and I'm glad he has been deported. It's not "unfair" that the government made him leave the country either - it's entirely his fault that he didn't check his paperwork and subsequently applied for his visa renewal late. You both knew the consequences of it so please, please, please stop acting as though this is a huge, unjust shock.

Giving up your house and career to move to his home country is a terrible idea and you will come to regret it.

(Very outing but friend definitely doesn't use MN!)

Just get out of my fucking way with your dilly-dallying on what should be fast roads. FUCK OFF.

Learn. Just fucking learn. When you get to the checkout, you have to fucking pay, you absolute moron.

Fog lights do not make you look cool. You should just have a sign on your head that says "I am a dick".

When it's cold, put on more clothes - some people don't like to work in a fucking sauna.

I'm really quite enjoying this..... and breathe.....

I really don't know what you were trying to tell me last night. I wish I could read your thoughts, but you are a closed book to me.

I'm sorry you don't think I'm clever enough to go to uni. I'll never admit it but now you've got me thinking I can't do it either

You often talk about how wonderfully understanding you are but actually, you aren't particularly understanding. However, you are patronising and arrogant.

Thank fucking God! Ding dong the witch is dead! You have been a complete bitch as an HR manager, with no empathy and no compassion for anyone. In the last year, you have made life miserable for everyone who needed HR in times of need, including me. I needed your support and it wasn't there.

I wish you luck in your new job, but I wish the poor burgers that have you as their new HR manager even more luck!

Shut up with your fake accent, alternative posh name, and ridiculous, pretentious standards. Do your job properly and stop telling us how to do ours. Oh, and people aren't robots. Try treating them with some bloody respect.

We have a fox in our garden. He looks sad and a bit like he needs some love. We've put a whole tin of cat food out for him and intend to so it again if he eats it we are softies.

Can't say this to people in RL as they'll say "Why TF are you looking after a fox?!?!"

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU YOU SLY FUCK

I see through it and so did she

Fooling no one

I appreciate you are having a tough time and as I've said, I'm here for you. But I have small DC and a family, I can't answer the phone morning afternoon and evening. Also, next time I tell you "I've had a shit day myself" try to at least feign interest and ask if I'm ok. A lot of the time I'm struggling too.

To my friends...why are you so absent in my year of hell? Do you think bereavement is catching? Why has not one single one of you picked up the phone to ask me how I am? A WhatsApp message doesn’t count I’m afraid