Say here things you can't say in real life

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Interested to hear things people really wish they could say in real life, but can't, for whatever reason.

This is a safe space..... let's offload!!

To MIL - why the fuck did you choose to retire early when you can’t afford it??! You’ve had decades of no mortgage or dependents, so should have accumulated a lot of savings, but you’ve frittered it away on your “bucket list” holidays and expensive clothes that look exactly the same as your old clothes!!! And you should have had the knee replacement you need whilst you had your company medical insurance.

Never mind, we’ll pay for everything grrrrrrrr. I’m really fucking irritated. You should have worked for at least another 10 years you silly old trout!

You are a nasty women who is only out to make herself look good at every opportunity and no word you speak can be believed. How you got to where you are is a mystery to all of us but we all wish you were somewhere else as at a time we need support you are letting us all down.

Thanks for dumping me at 6months pregnant and letting me know you used me for sex. Thanks for telling me my tits look like Casey deluxes. My friend you were worried about turns out you were right we're together now

Based on the little I currently know

If you are manipulating what I think you are in the way I think you are for the outcome you think you'll get

I'll play nice. I'll play really nice - because I'll make you think you've got away with it

But we are done. Really really done.

And anything I do that convinces you otherwise will purely be in my own self interest and I will dispense of you as soon as you are no longer of use

EXACTLY LIKE YOU DID ME

I look forward to it

To my fil.

I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I'll never ever forgive you for what you did to my dh and his siblings growing up. You're a cowardly fuck and you don't deserve for your children to keep trying to make an effort with you while you play the victim.

You're never going to see your grandchildren again as long as I've got anything to do with it.

I tried to do a nice thing and you tried to steal from me. Stop harassing me and stay away. Stop with the texts and emails and nastiness. I want to live my life with people that are decent. That does not include you.

Stop belittling my upcoming brain surgery you fucking fuckwit its terrifying me I know they must do it I know people survive it every day I'm still shitting it so fuck off!!!!!!!!

FIL you're a nob and I think you're strange and I can't bear you.

SIL stop thinking you're posh and better than everyone the hubby has told me all about you're weed smoking days

You and your DH are both lovely people, but you really need some help to communicate with each other. The whispered rows are really awkward for us and embarrassing for you. Go to Relate. It will improve your quality of life immeasurably.

You, my darling daughter, have fucked with my life this year. You have removed all the things that were important/special to me and now are leaving me with nothing but a sour taste. Yet I still love you..

This is on the top of my tongue more times than ever of late.
Turns out I live in a village full of your typical middle-ages, white man who’s offended by anything gay, brown or different

Just because I'm single doesn't mean that I'm a child, please stop treating me like one. You don't do it to my much younger cousin because she is married.

Also I’d love to sit my whole extended family down and reiterate: No we aren’t being difficult when we ask you not to kiss our DS after you’ve just chugged down a latte. Your milky mouth could genuinely kill him.
Yes, “just a little bit” of a chocolate coin will hurt him.

@MrsGrindah
So sorry you’re going through that. I’m having a difficult time right now too and getting really upset about the friends who stay away. It’s rubbish, isn’t it?

I'm glad I don't have to work with you any more you complete bitch. I know you hid my keys in the bin just because I stood up to you. You are vile and by the way your husband is gay. That is why you have both moved to the North of the country but he still works in the South. I also know you injured your dog just to get attention. Mentalist wanker.

I love you

He wasnt there last night! I knew he wouldn't be, but still?!

Please stop asking me if I have any news for you. I have already told you that we have been unsuccessfully trying to have a baby and are now having tests. I thought you would have more tact and sensitivity considering you have been through the same thing. So please, stop asking.

Dear fucking ndn...you are shit at keeping pets. You had rabbits and left them out in the rain when you went away and the poor things died.

You then got a cat...who you don't seem to give a fuck about.

So then you got a dog...without thinking about your poor cat.

How long before you get bored with the dog.

Your poor cat sleeps in my greenhouse and I feed him sometimes at 5am. He desperately wants a warm loving home but you pushed him out of yours.

I'm surprised that you have kept 3 dcs who seem lovely....you may be a good parent but you are fucking shit at keeping pets.

I'm not sorry that I haven't congratulated you on your 3 week pregnancy.

Please know I haven't congratulated you, not because I am jealous or bitter, but because you have zero interest in my life and i am tired of being your doormat!

I will not just sit back, take it and be polite anymore.

Work colleagues - what a complete bunch of bitter and twisted arseholes u really are!!

There is no point to my life. I just exist. I would not be missed if I wasn't here. Perhaps by my pets and DH, but he would move on before long.

After 40 years of marriage we have a good standard of living, friends, family but you have turned into a grumpy old sod and YOU BRING NO JOY TO MY LIFE WHATSOEVER you just drain it away.

Mil, you need to grow the fuck up, wind your neck in and stop having a fucking tantrum like a spoilt little brat every time something doesn't go exactly your own way.

Walking out of the house on ds's 5th birthday, purely because my parents (who both work shifts and hardly ever have a weekend off let alone both at the same time) took him out the weekend before and were also there for his birthday is, quite frankly, the most appaling and childish behaviour. tip of the iceberg

Your son is an adult with his own family and you are not his number one anymore, that is his son.

You also need to remember that ds is your grandson, not your son. You don't get to make up for your own inadequacies as a mother by ignoring me, ignoring decisions made jointly by dp and I, and generally being incredibly rude.

You also need to remember that ds has more than one grandparent, and your own previous atrocious conduct has meant that my parents, who have only ever tried to be pleasant to you, are unwilling to spend any time in your company. So for things like Christmas he now gets less time with you.

On top of all of this, your behaviour is hurting your own son. How can you be so fucking selfish? I cannot begin to imagine.

If you don't change your tune and soon, you will end up pushing everyone away and you will end up old and alone like your own mother with less than ten people at your funeral. And you will be fully deserving of it.

I feel deeply sad that I won't be getting any Xmas presents.
That inspite of buying dh a new warm winter coat today, inspite of gently guiding the dc to buy him nice gifts in the charity shop I got zilch back.
There were so many super cheap things in that charity shop I would have loved, scarfs, a lovely old China dish with lid to serve potatoes in, (you broke the lid of my last one also charity shop) gorgeous and super cheap costume jewelry I would have loved.

My dp always gave money and gifts to both of us and never left you out. You say nothing when your given lively gifts I get some lidl basic biscuits wrapped up!

I'm upset no one thinks or cares about me at Xmas and you dear husband don't even encourage our children too.

Well I was going to give you 500 from the sale of my parents house but after today I'm afraid I'm not going to.

I'm probably going to buy myself some nice jewelry instead. Today I felt like a worthless piece of junk that you couldn't even buy for in a charity shop.

Stop trying to talk to me. I can’t understand a word you say. You are not cute just stupid. You’ve been in this country for many, many years yet behave like you are still in China, pushing , shoving, snatching and spitting. Shove your phone in my face to show me stupid Chinese shit again and I’ll shove that phone down your throat.